UOAFA Not Man Are Really Champions League 2013/14

UOAFA Not Many Are Really Champions League 2013/14
League Season	2013-2014
Final played in	Lisbon
Winner	Real Madrith
2nd Place	Atletico Madrith
Top scorer(s)	Cristiano Arrogantaldo (17)
Top assists	Wayne The Ogre
Best player	Cristiano Arrogantaldo
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Group stage

Main article: 2013–14 UEFA Champions League group stage

The draw for the group stage was held in Monaco on 29 August 2013.^[34] The 32 teams were allocated into four pots based on their 2013 UEFA club coefficients, with the title holders, Bayern Munich, being placed in Pot 1 automatically. They were drawn into eight groups of four, with the restriction that teams from the same association could not be drawn against each other.

In each group, teams played against each other home-and-away in a round-robin format. The match days were 17–18 September, 1–2 October, 22–23 October, 5–6 November, 26–27 November, and 10–11 December 2013. The group winners and runners-up advanced to the round of 16, while the third-placed teams entered the 2013–14 UEFA Europa League round of 32.

A total of 18 national associations were represented in the group stage. Austria Wien made their debut appearance in the group stage.

Teams that qualify for the group stage also participate in the newly formed 2013–14 UEFA Youth League, a competition available to players aged 19 or under.

Key to colours in group tables
Group winners and runners-up advanced to the round of 16
Third-placed teams entered the Europa League round of 32

Group A

Team Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts Moneychester United 6 4 2 0 12 3 +9 14 Pea-er Leverkusen 6 3 1 2 9 10 −1 10 Shakhtir Donetsk 6 2 2 2 7 6 +1 8 Real Sociopath 6 0 1 5 1 10 −9 1

LEV MU RSO SHA Bayer Leverkusen — 0–5 2–1 4–0 Manchester United 4–2 — 1–0 1–0 Real Sociedad 0–1 0–0 — 0–2 Shakhtar Donetsk 0–0 1–1 4–0 —

Group B

Team Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts Real Madrith 6 5 1 0 20 5 +15 16 GoalToSaray 6 2 1 3 8 14 −6 7 Old Lady 6 1 3 2 9 9 0 6 Cohaagen 6 1 1 4 4 13 −9 4

FCK GAL JUV RM Copenhagen — 1–0 1–1 0–2 Galatasaray 3–1 — 1–0 1–6 Juventus 3–1 2–2 — 2–2 Real Madrid 4–0 4–1 2–1 —

Group C

Team Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts Paris Saint-Germoney 6 4 1 1 16 5 +11 13 Olympiados 6 3 1 2 10 8 +2 10 Ben10fica 6 3 1 2 8 8 0 10 Underlecht 6 0 1 5 4 17 −13 1

AND BEN OLY PSG Anderlecht — 2–3 0–3 0–5 Benfica 2–0 — 1–1 2–1 Olympiacos 3–1 1–0 — 1–4 Paris Saint-Germain 1–1 3–0 2–1 —

Group D

Team Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts Bayern Munchausen 6 5 0 1 17 5 +12 15 Manchester Sheiky 6 5 0 1 18 10 +8 15 Victory Plesn 6 1 0 5 6 17 −11 3 CSKA Moscow 6 1 0 5 8 17 −9 3

BAY CSK MC PLZ Bayern Munich — 3–0 2–3 5–0 CSKA Moscow 1–3 — 1–2 3–2 Manchester City 1–3 5–2 — 4–2 Viktoria Plzeň 0–1 2–1 0–3 —

Group E

Team Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts Chelski 6 4 0 2 12 3 +9 12 Schalke 04 6 3 1 2 6 6 0 10 FC Basil 6 2 2 2 5 6 −1 8 Steward București 6 0 3 3 2 10 −8 3

BAS CHE SCH STE Basel — 1–0 0–1 1–1 Chelsea 1–2 — 3–0 1–0 Schalke 04 2–0 0–3 — 3–0 Steaua București 1–1 0–4 0–0 —

Group F

Team Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts Dorussia Dortmund 6 4 0 2 11 6 +5 12 Arsene 6 4 0 2 8 5 +3 12 Napoli 6 4 0 2 10 9 +1 12 OMG 6 0 0 6 5 14 −9 0

ARS DOR MAR NAP Arsenal — 1–2 2–0 2–0 Borussia Dortmund 0–1 — 3–0 3–1 Marseille 1–2 1–2 — 1–2 Napoli 2–0 2–1 3–2 —

Group G

Team Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts Atlethemhavetheballico Madrith 6 5 1 0 15 3 +12 16 Avengers St. Petersburg 6 1 3 2 5 9 −4 6 FC Porthole 6 1 2 3 4 7 −3 5 Arnia Wiem 6 1 2 3 5 10 −5 5

ATL AUS POR ZEN Atlético Madrid — 4–0 2–0 3–1 Austria Wien 0–3 — 0–1 4–1 Porto 1–2 1–1 — 0–1 Zenit Saint Petersburg 1–1 0–0 1–1 —

Group H

Team Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts Bancelona 6 4 1 1 16 5 +11 13 ACDC Milan 6 2 3 1 8 5 +3 9 Eye-axe 6 2 2 2 5 8 −3 8 Celtic 6 1 0 5 3 14 −11 3

AJA BAR CEL MIL Ajax — 2–1 1–0 1–1 Barcelona 4–0 — 6–1 3–1 Celtic 2–1 0–1 — 0–3 Milan 0–0 1–1 2–0 —

Round Of 16

Team 1	Agg.	Team	1st leg	2nd leg
Manchester City F.C.	1:4	Barcelona	0:2	1:2
Olympiakos	2:3	Manchester United	2:0	0:3
AC Milan	1:5	Atletico Madrid	0:1	1:4
Bayer Leverkusen	1:6	PSG	0:4	1:2
Galatasaray	1:3	Chelsea	1:1	0:2
Schalke 04	2:9	Real Madrid	1:6	1:3
Zenit St. Petersburg	4:5	Borussia Dortmund	2:4	2:1
Arsenal FC	1:3	Bayern Munich	0:2	1:1

Quater-Final

Team 1	Agg.	Team 2	1st leg	2nd leg
Barcelona	1:2	Atletico Madrid	1:1	0:1
Real Madrid	3:2	Borussia Dortmund	3:0	0:2
PSG	3:3 (a)	Chelsea	3:1	0:2
Manchester United	2:4	Bayern Munich	1:1	1:3

Semi-Final

Team 1	Agg.	Team 2	1st leg	2nd leg
Real Madrid	5:0	Bayern Munich	1:0	4:0
Atletico Madrid	3:1	Chelsea	0:0	3:1

The Final

Real Madrid 4-1 Atletico Madrid