Tottendan Hotspur is a BorEngland club playing in the Premier League.
Appearance
Badge
It is a cockerel with Hurri-Kane's head standing on top of a ball
Name
Spurssssshhhhh is a reference to Hurri-Kane's English accent which sounds gibberish.
History
Spurssssshhhhh's first name was Tottenham Hotform and had a normal season in the Premier League 2013/14. In the Premier League 2014/15, Daniel Levil kept sacking managers until Mauricio Pochettino-Turner was hired.
Squads
| Name | National Team | Number | Position |
|---|---|---|---|
| Hugoalkeeper Lloris | Varance | 1 | GK |
| Matt Irish Doherty | Roypublic of Ireland | 2 | RB |
| Sergio Reguilon | Espaniel | 3 | LB |
| Cristian Romero | Handballgentina | 4 | CB |
| Pierre-Emile Højbjerg | DenMarek | 5 | CDM |
| Davinson Sánchez | Collapsebia | 6 | CB |
| Takeabow Son | South Korea | 7 | LW |
| Harry Winks | BorEngland | 8 | CDM |
| Hurri-Kane | BorEngland | 10 | ST |
| Emerson Royal | Badzil | 12 | RB |
| Joe Rodon | Bales | 14 | CB |
| Eric Dier | BorEngland | 15 | CB |
| Ryan Sessegnon | BorEngland | 19 | LM |
| Dejan Cluedosevski | Zweden | 21 | RW |
| Pierluigi Gollini | Greataly | 22 | GK |
| Steven Bergwijn | Ho-Land | 23 | LW |
| Japhet Tanganga | BorEngland | 25 | RB |
| Lucas Moura | Badzil | 27 | RW |
| Oliver Skipp | BorEngland | 29 | CM |
| Ben Davies | Bales | 30 | CB |
| Rodrigo Bentencur | Urucry | 31 | CM |
| Brandon Austin | BorEngland | 40 | GK |
| Fraser Forster | BorEngland | ?? | GK |
| Ivant Periscope | Crow-atia | ?? | CAM |
Out on loan
| Name | National Team | Number | Position | Loaned To |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bryan Gil | Espaniel | 11 | LM | Vicki Valencia |
| Giovani Lo Celsotape | Handballgentina | 18 | CM | The Yellow Submarine |
| Tanguy Ndombele | Varance | 28 | CDM | Pique Lyonnais |
| Cameron Carter-Knickers | USA | 38 | CB | Celtic |
| Alfie Whiteman | BorEngland | 41 | GK | Degerfors IF |
| Jack Clarke | BorEngland | 47 | ST | Sunlessland AFC |
| Pape Matar Sarr | Manegal | ?? | CM | FC Metz |
Managers
- Judas Graham (1998-2001)
- Glen Twoddle (2001-2003)
- David Defeat (2003-2004)
- Jacques Thrirtini (2004)
- Lasagne Jol (2004-2007)
- Juan Trophy Ramos (2007-2008)
- Arry Redknee (2008-2012)
- André Villas-Boas (2012-2013)
- Dim Tim Sherwhat (2013-2014)
- Mauricio Pochettino-Turner (2014-2019)
- Jose Moaninho (2019-2021)
- Ryan Mason (2021)
- Nuno Espírito Santo (2021)
- Antonio Contaly (2021-present)
Trivia
- Their old name, DIY Army, is their sponsor.
