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Spurssssshhhhh is a BorEngland club playing in the Premier League.

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Badge

It is a cockerel with Hurri-Kane's head standing on top of a ball

Name

Spurssssshhhhh is a reference to Hurri-Kane's English accent which sounds gibberish.

History

Spurssssshhhhh's first name was Tottenham Hotform and had a normal season in the Premier League 2013/14. In the Premier League 2014/15, Daniel Levil kept sacking managers until Mauricio Pochettino-Turner was hired.

Squads

Name National Team Number Position
Hugoalkeeper Lloris Varance 1 GK
Matt Irish Doherty Roypublic of Ireland 2 RB
Sergio Reguilon Espaniel 3 LB
Cristian Romero Handballgentina 4 CB
Pierre-Emile Højbjerg DenMarek 5 CDM
Davinson Sánchez Collapsebia 6 CB
Takeabow Son South Korea 7 LW
Harry Winks BorEngland 8 CDM
Hurri-Kane BorEngland 10 ST
Emerson Royal Badzil 12 RB
Joe Rodon Bales 14 CB
Eric Dier BorEngland 15 CB
Ryan Sessegnon BorEngland 19 LM
Dejan Cluedosevski Zweden 21 RW
Pierluigi Gollini Greataly 22 GK
Steven Bergwijn Ho-Land 23 LW
Japhet Tanganga BorEngland 25 RB
Lucas Moura Badzil 27 RW
Oliver Skipp BorEngland 29 CM
Ben Davies Bales 30 CB
Rodrigo Bentencur Urucry 31 CM
Brandon Austin BorEngland 40 GK
Fraser Forster BorEngland ?? GK
Ivant Periscope Crow-atia ?? CAM

Out on loan

Name National Team Number Position Loaned To
Bryan Gil Espaniel 11 LM Vicki Valencia
Giovani Lo Celsotape Handballgentina 18 CM The Yellow Submarine
Tanguy Ndombele Varance 28 CDM Pique Lyonnais
Cameron Carter-Knickers USA 38 CB Celtic
Alfie Whiteman BorEngland 41 GK Degerfors IF
Jack Clarke BorEngland 47 ST Sunlessland AFC
Pape Matar Sarr Manegal ?? CM FC Metz

Managers

Trivia

  • Their old name, DIY Army, is their sponsor.

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