Mountchester United is a BorEngland club that plays in the Premier League.
Appearance[]
Badge[]
The badge shows a face of Mason The Statue Mount.
Name[]
"Mountchester United" is a reference to their current "#7", Mason The Statue Mount.
History[]
Pre-442oons era[]
1999 treble win[]
After winning against Inter Mulan and Old Lady during knockout stages, Mountchester United were against FC Buyern Monstermunchen in the UOAFA Not Many Are Really Champions League 1998/99 final. After Mario Basler scored the opening goal in the first 10 minutes, United failed to score a goal in the same half. In the second half, Sir Alex Whiskey-nose subbed out Jesper Blomqvist and Andy Cole for Teddy Sheringham and Ole Gollum Solskjær, both of them who scored in injury time which gave United the trophy.
2012-13 season[]
Mountchester United first appeared in 442oons video during a flashback of a 2011 game against Leavethepool. They were performing very poorly, so Mountchester United, along with Tottendan Hotspur, was no longer considered a top team. It was proved true again after Jose Moaninho, Brendan the Elephant Seal, Unwell Paleandgreeni and Arsey Whinger laughed at Divhead Moyes after playing Mind Games together.
Squads[]
As of 21st August 2023
Number | Nat. | Position | Name | Appeared |
---|---|---|---|---|
1 | Goalkeeper | Altay Bayındır | No | |
2 | Defender | Victor Lindelof | Yes | |
4 | Midfielder | Sofyan Amrabat (on loan from FiorenTinaTurner) | Yes | |
5 | Defender | Harold Maguire | Yes | |
6 | Defender | Lisandro Martinyez | Yes | |
7 | Midfielder | Mason The Statue Mount | Yes | |
8 | Midfielder | Bruno Fernandes (Captain) | Yes | |
9 | Forward | Anthony MARTIALLLLLLLLLLLLL! | Yes | |
10 | Forward | Midas Rashford | Yes | |
11 | Forward | Rasmus Højlund | Yes | |
12 | Defender | Tyrell Malacia | Yes | |
14 | Midfielder | Sony Eriksen | Yes | |
16 | Midfielder | Amad Diallo | Yes | |
17 | Forward | Alejandro Garnacho | Yes | |
18 | Midfielder | Casemiro | Yes | |
19 | Defender | Rafael Caravan (3rd Captain) | Yes | |
20 | Defender | Diogo Dalot | Yes | |
21 | Forward | Antony | Yes | |
22 | Goalkeeper | Tom Heaton | Yes | |
23 | Defender | Luke Shalways Injured | Yes | |
24 | Goalkeeper | André Onanawhat'smyname | Yes | |
28 | Forward | Facundo Pellistri | Yes | |
29 | Defender | Aaron Wan-Bissaka | Yes | |
35 | Defender | Johnny-Rotten Evans | Yes | |
37 | Midfielder | Kobbie Mainoo | No | |
39 | Midfielder | Scott McTominay (Vice-Captain) | Yes | |
47 | Forward | Shola Shoretire | No |
Out on loan[]
Former Number | Nationality | Position | Name | Appeared | Loan To | Loan Due |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
25 | Forward | Jadon Sancho | Yes | DVD | 30 June 2024 | |
33 | Defender | Branston Williams | No | Ipswich Town | 31 May 2024 | |
34 | Midfielder | Donny van der Breeeak | Yes | Eintracht Frankfart | 30 June 2024 | |
42 | Defender | Álvaro Fernández | No | Granada | 30 June 2024 | |
46 | Midfielder | Hannibal Mejbri | Yes | Seevilla | 30 June 2024 | |
48 | Midfielder | Will Fish | No | Hibernian | 31 May 2024 | |
— | Forward | Mason G******** | Yes | Getafe | 30 June 2024 |
Managers[]
Nat. | Name | From | Until | W/D/L | Trophies |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
Erik ten Hag | May 2022 | Present | 81/24/17 | ||
Ralf Rangnick | Dec 2021 | May 2022 | 11/10/8 | ||
Michael Carrick (Caretaker) | Nov 2021 | Dec 2021 | 2/1/0 | ||
Ole Gollum Solskjær | Dec 2018 | Nov 2021 | 91/37/40 | ||
Jose Moaninho | May 2016 | Dec 2018 | 84/32/28 | ||
Louis van Harsh | Jul 2014 | May 2016 | 54/25/24 | ||
Tryiton Giggs (Caretaker) | Apr 2014 | May 2014 | 2/1/1 | ||
Divhead Moyes | Jul 2013 | Apr 2014 | 27/9/15 | ||
Sir Alex Whiskey-nose | Nov 1986 | May 2013 | 895/338/267 | ||
Ron Atkinson | Jun 1981 | Nov 1986 | 146/79/67 | ||
Dave Sexton | Jul 1977 | Apr 1981 | 81/64/56 | ||
Tommy Docherty | Dec 1972 | Jul 1977 | 107/56/65 | ||
Frank O'Farrell | Jun 1971 | Dec 1972 | 30/24/27 | ||
Matt Busby | Dec 1970 | Jun 1971 | 11/3/7 | ||
Wilf McGuinness | Jun 1969 | Dec 1970 | 32/32/23 | ||
Jimmy Murphy | Feb 1958 | Jun 1958 | 5/7/10 | ||
Matt Busby | Oct 1945 | Jun 1969 | 565/263/292 | ||
Walter Crickmer | Nov 1937 | Feb 1945 | 30/24/22 | ||
Scott Duncan | Jul 1932 | Nov 1937 | 92/53/90 | ||
Walter Crickmer | Nov 1931 | Jul 1932 | 17/8/18 | ||
Herbert Bamlett | Apr 1927 | Nov 1931 | 57/42/84 | ||
Lal Hilditch | Oct 1926 | Apr 1927 | 10/10/13 | ||
John Chapman | Oct 1921 | Oct 1926 | 86/58/77 | ||
Jack Robson | Dec 1914 | Oct 1921 | 41/42/56 | ||
John Bentley | Oct 1912 | Dec 1914 | 36/16/30 | ||
T.J. Wallworth | Sep 1912 | Oct 1912 | 3/2/1 | ||
Ernest Mangnall | Oct 1903 | Sep 1912 | 202/76/95 | ||
James West | May 1900 | Sep 1903 | 46/20/47 | ||
A.H. Albut | ? 1889 | May 1900 | 156/59/136 |