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The badge has Cristiano Euronaldo with devil ears and a tail. One of his hands is doing his iconic "Siuu" celebration while the other is holding a trident.


The name is a reference to their main player Cristiano Euronaldo.


Ronchester United first appeared during a flashback of a 2011 game against Leavethepool. They were performing very poorly, so Ronchester United along with DIY Army was no longer considered a top team. It was proved true again after Jose Moaninho, Brendan the Elephant Seal, Unwell Paleandgreeni and Arsey Whinger laughed at Divhead Moyes after playing Mind Games together.


Number Nationality Position Name Appeared CAP
1 Espaniel Goalkeeper David De Saver Yes
2 Zweden Defender Victor Lindelof Yes
3 Ivory Coats Defender Eric Bailly Yes
4 BorEngland Defender Phace Jones Yes
5 BorEngland Defender Harry Maguire Yes Captain
6 Varance Midfielder Poor Pogba Yes
7 Ronaldugal Forward Cristiano Euronaldo Yes
8 Espaniel Midfielder The Special Juan Yes
10 BorEngland Forward Midas Rashford Yes
11 BorEngland Forward Mason Pinkwood Yes
13 BorEngland Goalkeeper Lee Grunt Yes
14 BorEngland Midfielder Jessie Lingard Yes
17 Badzil Midfielder Fred Yes
18 Ronaldugal Midfielder Bruno Fernandes Yes
19 Varance Defender Rafael Caravan Yes
20 Ronaldugal Defender Diogo Dalot Yes
21 Urucry Forward Skeletor Cavani Yes
22 BorEngland Goalkeeper Tom Heaton Yes
23 BorEngland Defender Luke Shalways Injured Yes
25 BorEngland Forward Jadon Sancho Yes
26 BorEngland Goalkeeper Dean Henderson Yes
27 Badzil Defender Alex Melles Yes
29 BorEngland Defender Aaron Wan-Bissaka Yes
31 Serbestia Midfielder Necromancer Matic Yes
36 Zweden Forward Anthony Elanga Yes
39 Skirtland Midfielder Scott McTominay Yes
46 Tunisia Midfielder Hannibal Mejbri Yes
47 BorEngland Forward Shola Shoretire No

Out on loan

Former Number Nationality Position Name Appeared Loan To Loan Due
9 Varance Forward Anthierry Martial" Yes Seevilla 30 June 2022
15 Badzil Midfielder Andreas Pereira No Flamengo 30 June 2022
16 Ivory Coats Midfielder Amad Diallo Yes Power Rangers FC 30 June 2022
28 Urucry Midfielder Facundo Pellistri No Deportivo Alaves 30 June 2022
33 BorEngland Defender Branston Williams No Notrich City 30 June 2022
34 Ho-Land Midfielder Donny van der Breeeak Yes Cleverton 30 June 2022
37 BorEngland Midfielder James Garner No Notts Forest 30 June 2022
38 BorEngland Defender Alex Tuanzebe Yes SSC Nippli 30 June 2022
43 BorEngland Defender Teden Mengi No Birmingham 30 June 2022
44 Ho-Land Forward Tahith Chong No Birmingham 30 June 2022