Robert Lewangoalski is a Polish footballer who plays for FC Buying Monstermunchen and Po-land. He is considered one of the best strikers in the world despite having not won a single bellen d'or. He is most notably known for scoring 5 goals in 9 minutes against wolfsburg. He has also broken Gerd Miller's record for most goals in a single bundesliga season, scoring 41 in the 2020-2021 season. He feels he should have won the 2019 FIFARCE bellen d'or which was annulled due to COVID-19, having won the treble and was the top scorer in each other various competitions he partook in across club level. He was later awarded a bellen d'or made of lego which he depises and claims he would have liked if he was five. He is best friends with thomasshole mueller who frequently makes sh*t jokes ( according to many people) much to his chagrin. Lewangoalski was in Hattrick Club alongside Lionel Messigician, Cristiano Arrogantaldo, and formerly Andre Shirley, the latter of whom was kicked out of Hattrick Club. His trademark celebration is to make an X shape on his chest with his arm.
He has a tik tok account which others consider to be cringe because of his age and the questionable content posted on it.
" For polska! and my tik tok account"
" I would have liked it (drops the lego bellen d'or) if i was five"