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The video was uploaded on the 7th April 2015 after Real Madrith humiliated Granada with 9-1.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlISyf_G0hw

Lyrics Edit

(Parody of Bruno Mars song "Grenade".)

Cristiano Arrogantaldo: Yes, I'd smash a Granada for goals.

Mercedes Benzema, Hamish Rodriguez and Garry Bale: Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Cristiano Arrogantaldo: I'd shout "GET OUT OF THE WAY" for goals.

Hamish Rodriguez and Garry Bale: Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Cristiano Arrogantaldo: I'd shout "YIPPIE KAY YAY" for goals.

Mercedes Benzema, Hamish Rodriguez and Garry Bale: Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Cristiano Arrogantaldo: I'd moan about Greedy Bale for goals.

Mercedes Benzema, Hamish Rodriguez and Garry Bale: Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Cristiano Arrogantaldo: I would go through all of this pain. To smash all of these records in Spain! Yes, I scored five goals baby! What are my records today?

Mercedes Benzema: The fastest hat trick you have ever scored.

Cristiano Arrogantaldo: *squeals*

Garry Bale: Your 24th hattrick in La Liga, a record.

Cristiano Arrogantaldo: *squeals*

Garry Bale: Which you hold with Lionel Messigician.

Cristiano Arrogantaldo: Booo!

Hamish Rodriguez: The first time you have scored 5 goals in a game.

Cristiano Arrogantaldo: *squeals*

Charlie Adam: But have you scored from 66 yards?

Cristiano Arrogantaldo: Have I scored from 66 yards?

Mercedes Benzema, Hamish Rodriguez and Garry Bale: No, no, no!

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