New-Cash United is a club from Engbland. It currently plays in the Premier League after being promoted in 2016/17
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It debuted in the Premier League 2014/15 under the management of Alan Buttew. It ended in the 15th place in that season.
It started the Premier League 2015/16 under the mangement of Wolly with the Brolly. But the team had a bad perfomance, so he was sacked and Rafact Benitesh became the new manager. Unfortunately, the club couldn't get enough points and they ended up being relegated to the English Championship. However they were promoted after winning the Championship
Premier League Wacky Races

Wolly piloting Newcastle's car.
In the Premier League Wacky Races (currently Footballers 1) Newcastle's main vehicle was a black and white colored umbrella with wheels piloted by Wolly with the Brolly.
After Wolly was sacked and Rafact Benitesh became the manager, their vehicle became a magpie with wheels.
Squad
100 Alan whearer
26 Karl Darlow
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Former Players
- Alan Shearer (1996-2006)
- Santiago Munez (2004-2005)
- Patrick Kluivert (2004-2005)
- Emre Belözoğlu (2005-2008) (Now playing at Fenerbahce but retiring soon)
- Michael Owned When (2005-2009)
- Nightkruler (2005-2017)
- Danny Simpson (2010-2013)
- Demba Ba (2011-2013)
- Georgino Why? Naldum (2015-2016)
- James Run-of-the-Millner (2004-2008)
- Joey Beton (2007-2011)
- Patrick Van Arsehole (2010 - on loan from Chelsea)
- Yohan Kebab (2011-2014)
Former Managers
- Nigel Fearsome (2007, 2008)
- Alan Buttew (2010-2015)
- Wolly with the Brolly (2015-2016)
- Rafact Benitesh (2016-2019)
Gallery
