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The Mourinho Letter song was uploaded on the 27th of January 2016.

MOURINHO_LETTER!_I'M_YOURS_PARODY_(LVG_sacked?_Mourinho_to_Man_utd?)_Cartoon

MOURINHO LETTER! I'M YOURS PARODY (LVG sacked? Mourinho to Man utd?) Cartoon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9cBhc48I5Q

Lyrics

(Parody of Jason Mraz's song "I'm Yours".)

Ed Woodward: I'm Ed Woodward and I'm sick of being defeated, I've tried to be chill but let's face it we're a bit sh*t. Loserpool papered cracks. Should I bring Divhead back?

Every Manchesthair United player: NO!

Ed Woodward: Well, the money's running out, and we've made some big mistakes, yeah. Our style of play is sh*te and that's a quote from out kit-maker.

Wayne The Ogre: I've never said a word...

Ed Woodward: Not you, Wayne! Until now I've held my nerve. But I won't hesitate, no more, no more! What do you think? 'Cause I'm bored!

Wayne The Ogre: Yeah, me too.

Hwan Mata: Me too.

Darmian: I'm bored to death!

Phace Jones: MURRRGHHHHH!!!!!

Anthierry Martial: Je m'ennuie.

Vorsprung durch schweintiger: Me too.

Louis Van Harsh: And me!

Ed Woodward: Louis?! You're supposed to be in Holland!

Louis Van Harsh: Jackass!

Jose the Special Mong: Hello?!

Hwan Mata: Jose?! Ahhh!

Jose the Special Mong: Well open up this letter and you will see! My United plans - well, up to Season 3. Use your head, use your heart. And don't listen to that old fart! Listen to the music of the crowd - people chant for me.

Andy WhataTatey: United scarves! Buy one get Special One free!

Jose the Special Mong: After all, it seems like it's every Man United's fan's God-forsaken right to ben on top! So please don't hesitate, no more bore-draws! This cannot wait! I'm sure! Take advice from Andy Tate!

Andy WhataTatey: Cut his time short!

Jose the Special Mong: This is his fate! I'm yours! Now do-you, do-you, do-you, oh do you want me? Come on! Scooch on over here, closer dear! And just sign right here! I'll win the title in a year!

Every Manchesthair United player except Hwan Mata: We want Mourinho! Please don't say no Ed-Ceo! Show Louis the door and make sure he takes his saxophone!

Phace Jones: MURGH!

Jose the Special Mong: I'll win the title wherever I go! And I'm yours!

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