"Hey you guys!" - Kuytwoman catchphrase.

Kuytwoman is a character that debuted in 2014 World's Cup.

She was formerly player of, FC Utrecht, Liverintheplastpool, Fenerbache, Dirkadirkenoord  and for Ho-Land. She scored a penalty for her country versus Handballgentina but they still couldn't win.

She is a gender-bent version of Dirk Kuyt.


  • It's unknown why Kuyt was represented by a woman in 442oons.
  • Since she has a female body and there is no pronouns referenced to her, more likely that she is female.
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