Hattrick Club

The Hattrick Club is a club for players who score a hat-trick for their club or national team. It is owned by Cristiano Arrogantaldo.

Members

• Andre Shirley
• Robert Lewangoalski
• Mercedes Benzema
• Olivier GQ
• Little Pea Hernandez
• Puree-Emerick I'll Bang Your Mom
• Hurri-Kane

Candidates

• Zlatan Egohimovic
• Jack Wheelchair
• Wayne The Ogre
• Erik Lame-ela

==Rules

1. Players must score a hat-trick for their club or country.
2. Nobody gives two about the Europa League, but this prevented Erik Lame-ela from entering.
3. Anyone sexier than Cristiano Arrogantaldo will leave.
4. Players have to get their match balls out and admire them.

2015.06.13

Player	Club	Nation	Match	Result
Robert Lewangoalski	FC Bayern Munchausen	Po-land	Po-land - Georgia	4:0
Cristiano Arrogantaldo	Real Getrid	Ronaldugal	Ronaldugal - Armenia	3:2
Andre Shirley	Dorussia Dortmund	Germazing	Germazing - Gilblartar	7:0

2015.09.15

Player	Club	Nation	Match	Result
Cristiano Arrogantaldo	Real Getrid	Ronaldugal	Real Getrid - Shakhtar Donetsk	4:0

2015.08.12

Player	Club	Nation	Match	Result
Mercedes Benzema	Real Madrith	Les Blose	Real Madrith - FFS Malmo	8:0
Cristiano Arrogantaldo		Ronaldugal
Olivier GQ	Arsene	Les Blose	Arsenal Fan TV FC - Olympiakos	3:0

2015.12.12

Player	Club	Nation	Match	Result
Little Pea Hernandez	Pea-Er Leverkusen	Texmexico	Kai-Er Leverkusen - Monchenbadattheback	5:0

2016.04.12

Player	Club	Nation	Match	Result
Cristiano Arrogantaldo	Real Getrid	Ronaldugal	Real Getrid - Wolvesburger	3:0

2016.09.04

Player	Club	Nation	Match	Result
Robert Snortgrass	Hull Pussies	Skirtland	Skirtland - Malta	5:1

2016.11.05

Player	Club	Nation	Match	Result
Puree-Emerick I'll Bang Your Mom	Dorussia Dortmund	Gabon	Hamburg - Dorussia Dortmund	2:5

2017.01.14

Player	Club	Nation	Match	Result
Hurri-Kane	DIY Army	Engbland	DIY Army vs. West Bromwich Carrier Baggies	4:0

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