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The Hattrick Club is a club for players who score a hat-trick for their club or national team. It is owned by Cristiano Arrogantaldo.
Members
- Andre Shirley
- Robert Lewangoalski
- Mercedes Benzema
- Olivier GQ
- Little Pea Hernandez
- Puree-Emerick I'll Bang Your Mom
- Hurri-Kane
Candidates
==Rules
- Players must score a hat-trick for their club or country.
- Nobody gives two about the Europa League, but this prevented Erik Lame-ela from entering.
- Anyone sexier than Cristiano Arrogantaldo will leave.
- Players have to get their match balls out and admire them.
2015.06.13
Player | Club | Nation | Match | Result |
---|---|---|---|---|
Robert Lewangoalski | FC Bayern Munchausen | Po-land | Po-land - Georgia | 4:0 |
Cristiano Arrogantaldo | Real Getrid | Ronaldugal | Ronaldugal - Armenia | 3:2 |
Andre Shirley | Dorussia Dortmund | Germazing | Germazing - Gilblartar | 7:0 |
2015.09.15
Player | Club | Nation | Match | Result |
---|---|---|---|---|
Cristiano Arrogantaldo | Real Getrid | Ronaldugal | Real Getrid - Shakhtar Donetsk | 4:0 |
2015.08.12
Player | Club | Nation | Match | Result |
---|---|---|---|---|
Mercedes Benzema | Real Madrith | Les Blose | Real Madrith - FFS Malmo | 8:0 |
Cristiano Arrogantaldo | Ronaldugal | |||
Olivier GQ | Arsene | Les Blose | Arsenal Fan TV FC - Olympiakos | 3:0 |
2015.12.12
Player | Club | Nation | Match | Result |
Little Pea Hernandez | Pea-Er Leverkusen | Texmexico | Kai-Er Leverkusen - Monchenbadattheback | 5:0 |
2016.04.12
Player | Club | Nation | Match | Result |
---|---|---|---|---|
Cristiano Arrogantaldo | Real Getrid | Ronaldugal | Real Getrid - Wolvesburger | 3:0 |
2016.09.04
Player | Club | Nation | Match | Result |
---|---|---|---|---|
Robert Snortgrass | Hull Pussies | Skirtland | Skirtland - Malta | 5:1 |
2016.11.05
Player | Club | Nation | Match | Result |
Puree-Emerick I'll Bang Your Mom | Dorussia Dortmund | Gabon | Hamburg - Dorussia Dortmund | 2:5 |
2017.01.14
Player | Club | Nation | Match | Result |
Hurri-Kane | DIY Army | Engbland | DIY Army vs. West Bromwich Carrier Baggies | 4:0 |