Hattrick Club is a club for players who score a hattrick for club or country. Owner of the Hattrick Club is Cristiano Arrogantaldo. Current members of Hattrick Club (except Cristiano) are:
- Andre Shirley;
- Robert Lewangoalski;
- Mercedes Benzema;
- Olivier GQ;
- Little Pea Hernandez;
- Puree-Emerick Halva-meyang;
- Hurri-Kane
Candidates are:
The Rules of Hat-Trick Club are:
- You have to have scored a hat trick for your club or country
- You have to have scored a hat trick for your club or country
- You have to have scored a hat trick for your club or country
- Nobody gives two shits about the Europa League (though this was to prevent Erik Lame-ela from entering)
- Anyone sexier than Cristiano Arrogantaldo will leave.
- You have to get your balls (match balls) out and admire them.
Contents
13.06.2015
| Player | Club | Nation | Match | Result |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Robert Lewangoalski | Bayern Munchausen | Po-land | Po-land - Georgia | 4:0 |
| Cristiano Arrogantaldo | Real Madrith | Ronaldugal | Ronaldugal - Armenia | 3:2 |
| Andre Shirley | Dorussia Dortmund | Germazing | Germazing - Gilblartar | 7:0 |
15.09.2015
| Player | Club | Nation | Match | Result |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Cristiano Arrogantaldo | Real Madrith | Ronaldugal | Real Madrith - Shakhtar Donetsk | 4:0 |
08.12.2015
| Player | Club | Nation | Match | Result |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Mercedes Benzema | Real Madrith | Les Blose | Real Madrith - FFS Malmo | 8:0 |
| Cristiano Arrogantaldo | Ronaldugal | |||
| Olivier GQ | Arsene | Les Blose | Arsene - Olympiakos | 3:0 |
12.12.2015
| Player | Club | Nation | Match | Result |
| Little Pea Hernandez | Pea-Er Leverkusen | Mexicoh | Pea-Er Leverkusen - Monchenbadattheback | 5: |
12.04.2016
| Player | Club | Nation | Match | Result |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Cristiano Arrogantaldo | Real Madrith | Ronaldugal | Real Madrith - Wolvesburger | 3:0 |
04.09.2016
| Player | Club | Nation | Match | Result |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Robert Snowgrass | Hull Pussies | Skirtland | Skirtland - Malta | 5:1 |
05.11.2016
| Player | Club | Nation | Match | Result |
| Puree-Emerick Halva-meyang | Dorussia Dortmund | Gabon | Hamburg - Dorussia Dortmund | 2:5 |
14.01.2017
| Player | Club | Nation | Match | Result |
| Hurri-Kane | Tottenham Hotform | Engbland | Tottenham Hotform - West Bromwich Carrier Baggies | 4:0 |
