This song was uploaded on the 10th of December 2015 after Olivier Girude scored a hat-trick against Olympiacos to keep Arsene in the Champions League 2015/16.

Giroud_Hat-trick_-Rude_Parody!_Olympiacos_0-3_Arsenal_(Champions_League_goals_highlight_Day_10)-1

Giroud Hat-trick -Rude Parody! Olympiacos 0-3 Arsenal (Champions League goals highlight Day 10)-1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAqUtw_3ri4

Lyrics

(Parody of "Rude" by Magic!)

Arsey Whinger: Wednesday morning, jumped out of my bed. And put on my best suit. Get in my car, took a private jet, all the way to Piraeus. Two goals we must score - it's in our own hands. But our strikers are crocked...

Theo Walcott and Olivier Girude: I'm not!

Arsey Whinger: You're not even fit! You're extremely fit - but not rated by the fans! What a big decision! Can I trust you upfront? You can start on the right...

Theo Walcott: What?!

Arsey Whinger: Say yes, say yes - 'cause I need two goals.

Theo Walcott: Give me your blessing up front tonight.

Arsey Whinger: Tough luck, Theo. The answer is no. Haha - we've got Oliver Girude! Scoring three! We're going through! Haha - we've got Oliver Girude! I'm not gay but can you marry me anyway?

Everyone on the Arsene plane except Theo and Olivier Girude: Oliver Girude!

Arsey Whinger: Saved my arse-nal today!

Everyone on the Arsene plane except Theo and Olivier Girude: Oliver Girude!

Arsey Whinger: Ignore what fickle fans say!

Everyone on the Arsene plane except Theo and Olivier Girude: Oliver Girude!

Arsey Whinger: You're so goddamn sexy! I'm not gay but can you marry me anyway? Oliver Girude! You sexy man.

Community content is available under CC-BY-SA unless otherwise noted.