- "I'm monkey man!"
– Garry Bale
Bale start as defender in Southampton. In 2007, Bale transferred to DIY Army for 6 years and later met his future teammate Luka Modric. In April 2009, Bale and Modric faced Cristiano Euronaldo when he was in Man We're shite, Ed. In 2013, he transferred to Real Madrid and reunite with Modric and Arrogantaldo. He became distant with Real Madrid fans and started playing golf. On 19 September 2019, Bale returned to Tottenham Hotspur on a loan. He returned to Real Madrid the following summer. He first appeared as a monkey until UOAFA Euro 2016, where he got a human design. Gareth Bale also gets injured a lot and is hated by Cristiano Euronaldo and Zenedine Zidane.
- Since Euro 2016, Gareth Bale has appeared as a human being
- Gareth Bale hates Zinheadine Zidane so much that when he was supposed to shoot like Roberto Carlos and in the wall he stood out of a cardboard box, when he hit him he said that it was his goal
- Bale likes to play golf to such an extent that when there was an offer from Man We're shite, Ed, he said that he prefers to play golf and therefore he had problems