BorEngland is a country in Europe based on England.
Appearance[]
Flag[]
There is also a badge which parodies the England badge but with three sleeping lions.
Name[]
The team's first name was Engbland, because England don’t usually perform well in major tournaments.
In 2021, the team was renamed Boothekneeland, a reference to some English fans booing the taking the knee before matches.
It was later changed to BorEngland because England matches are usually boring
History[]
Squad[]
The following 24 players were named in the squad for the friendly matches against Brazil and Brillgium on 23 and 26 March 2024, respectively.
| Number | Position | Club | Player |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | GK | Everton 
|
Jordan Pickford |
| 2 | CB | Aston Sevilla 
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Ezra Konsa |
| 3 | LB | Chelsea Soccer Club 
|
Ben Chilwell |
| 4 | CDM | Arsenal Fan TV FC 
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Declan Rice (Vice-Captain) |
| 5 | CB | Moneychester Sheikhy 
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John €50nes |
| 6 | CB | The Seagirls 
|
Lewis Dunk |
| 7 | RW | Moneychester Sheikhy
|
Phil Foden |
| 8 | CM | Chelsea Soccer Club
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Conor Gallagher |
| 9 | ST | Aston Sevilla
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Ollie Watkins |
| 10 | CAM | Real Modrid 
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Jude Bellingham |
| 11 | LW | New-Cash United 
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Anthony Gordon |
| 12 | CB | Leavethepool 
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Joe Selena Gomez |
| 13 | GK | Arsenal Fan TV FC
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Aaron Ramsdale |
| 14 | CM | Eyeaxe 
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Jordim Henderunson (Captain) |
| 15 | CB | Everton
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Jarrad Branthwaite |
| 16 | RB | Moneychester Sheikhy
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Rico Lewis |
| 17 | ST | Brent FC 
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Ivan Toney |
| 18 | RW | West Hammers 
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Jarrod Bowen |
| 19 | LW | Mountchester United 
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Midas Rashford |
| 20 | CAM | Tottendan Hotspur 
|
James Maddison |
| 21 | CM | Mountchester United
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Kobbie Mainoo |
| 22 | GK | Brrrnley FC 
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James Trafford |
| 23 | CAM | Chelsea Soccer Club
|
Cold Palmer |
Recent Call-ups[]
The following players have also been called up to the England squad within the last twelve months.
| Pos. | Club | Player | Opp. | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| GK | Cwystal Palace 
|
Sam Johnstone | 
|
26 March 2024 INJ |
| RB | Moneychester Sheikhy
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Skyle Walker |
|
26 March 2024 INJ |
| CB | Mountchester United
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Harry Maguire |
|
26 March 2024 INJ |
| RB | Leavethepool
|
Trent Alexander-Armstrong | 
|
20 November 2023 |
| CB | Cwystal Palace
|
Marc Guéhi |
|
20 November 2023 |
| CB | AC Zlatan 
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Fikayo Tomori |
|
20 November 2023 |
| RB | New-Cash United
|
Kieran Trippier |
|
20 November 2023 WD |
| CB | Chelsea Soccer Club
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Levi Colwill | Malta | 17 November 2023 INJ |
| LB | Mountchester United
|
Luke Shalways Injured |
|
19 June 2023 |
| CB | Aston Sevilla
|
Mings the Merciless |
|
19 June 2023 |
| CDM | West Hammers
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Kalvin Phillips |
|
19 June 2023 |
| CAM | Cwystal Palace
|
Eberechi Eze | 
|
12 September 2023 |
| ST | FC Buyern Monstermunchen 
|
Hurri-Kane |
|
26 March 2024 INJ |
| RW | Arsenal Fan TV FC
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Bukayo Sakapotatoes | 
|
23 March 2024 INJ |
| LW | Moneychester Sheikhy
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Jack GrealEnglishIrish |
|
19 June 2023 |
| ST | New-Cash United
|
Callum Wilson | Malta | 17 November 2023 INJ |
| ST | Arsenal Fan TV FC
|
Eddie Nketiah | 
|
17 October 2023 |
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INJ Withdrew due to injury PRE Preliminary squad / standby RET Retired from the national team SUS Serving suspension WD Player withdrew from the squad due to non-injury issue. | ||||
Managers[]
| Nat. | Name. | From. | Until. | W/D/L | Trophies |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
|
Gareth Southgate | 2016 | Present | 53/18/14 | |
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Big Fat Sam | 2016 | 2016 | 1/0/0 | |
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Woy Bodgson | 2012 | 2016 | 33/15/8 | |
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Stuart Pearce (Caretaker) | 2012 | 2012 | 0/0/1 | |
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Fabiohno Capello | 2008 | 2012 | 28/8/6 | |
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Wolly with the Brolly | 2006 | 2007 | 9/4/5 | |
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Sven-Göran Eriksson | 2001 | 2006 | 40/17/10 | |
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Howard Wilkinson (Caretaker) | 2000 | 2000 | 0/1/0 | |
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Peter Taylor (Caretaker) | 2000 | 2000 | 0/0/1 | |
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Kevin Keegrant | 1999 | 2000 | 7/7/4 | |
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Howard Wilkinson (Caretaker) | 1999 | 1999 | 0/0/1 | |
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Glen Hoddle | 1996 | 1999 | 17/6/5 | |
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Terry Venables | 1994 | 1996 | 11/11/1 | |
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Graham Taylor | 1990 | 1993 | 18/13/7 | |
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Bobby Robson | 1983 | 1990 | 47/30/18 | |
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Ron Greenwood | 1977 | 1982 | 33/12/10 | |
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Don Revie | 1974 | 1977 | 14/8/7 | |
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Joe Mercer (Caretaker) | 1974 | 1974 | 3/3/1 | |
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Alf Ramsey | 1963 | 1974 | 69/27/17 |  (1966)
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Walter Winterbottom | 1946 | 1962 | 78/33/28 |
Trivia[]
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