- ""Harry Kane, MBE!""
– Hurri-Kane
- ""I’m one of Spurs’ own!""
– Hurri-Kane
- ""GLORY GLORY BAYERN MUNICH!""
– Hurri-Kane
- ""Not Haaland! That should have been me!""
– Hurri-Kane
– Hurri-Kane, crying
- ""DIY Army!""
– Hurri-Kane
Hurri-Kane is an English football player who plays as a striker for FC Buyern Monstermunchen and BorEngland.
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Apperance[]
He has a lisp, which makes his s syllables sound like "sh".
Personality[]
He is trophy intolerant. He won the DFB Cup Final 3-0 to RB Leipzig in Harry Kane's first day at Bayern
History[]
Tottenham Heungspur[]
He first appeared during the North London Derby as a "hurricane" when he scored two goals. It was revealed he had a terrible speech impediment so we can not understand what Hurri-Kane says. Later he appears to receive the Mario Balotelli Player of The Year Award in category best young player of the season and wanted to say thanks but by his speech impediment could not thank the journalist normally, which is why he was not understood, it was the same during Euro 2016 Qualifers where he had the same problem, but he translated what Harry meant. He became the top scorer of the Premier League.
He appeared as a vehicle in Wacky Races and was the main character of Tottenham Heungspur this season to the extent that he appeared in rap battle despite the fact that only managers used to play in rap battles in the past. he gave Leicester The Fa-xes the title of Premier Leauge and Tottenham Heungspur did not even take second place because their longtime rival Arsenal Fan TV FC overtook them. after the title, Leicester's Vardy likes to mock Kane after failing to win the English Championship, and for the second time in a row he became the top scorer of prime leauge.
He was called up for Euro 2016 for a good game in Cuba, although he did not show up at the tournament itself because he did not score any goals and his free throws from this tournament were the main reason for mockery on the part of everyone.His national team was eliminated in the last 16 against Icemanland.
He started the season with a song announcing the 2016/17 Premier League season where Levy told him that if he would take free kicks he would be shot, then he appeared during the 2018 World Cup qualifiers where Martin Skrtel attacked him very brutally several times. He later appeared in other music videos with of the 2016/17 season, his team also played champions leauge from which they quickly dropped out of the group stage, taking 3rd place and playing automatically in the European league, however, during the reaction, he first cried and then set fire to his contract in one of the music videos with North London Derby scored a penalty against Arsenal but he was terribly fat this was supposed to be a reference to Arsenal Fan TV FC rejecting him at a young age because he was fat then he appeared in a song where Diego Costly-Coffee was trolling league rivals as Chelsea Soccer Club was the first.
He started his appearances again in the 2017-18 season, but he was haunted by a black cat with bad luck. He didn't score in August but ended with the most goals in 2017. He competed with Cristiano Arabonaldo for who is better and the match ended 1-1 Kane almost shot Real but it turned out that it was Varan's suicide, he also made fun of the girl who left Ronaldo after he pissed him off with singing the Champions League anthem then Kane joked if it's not your girlfriend then Ronaldo joked that he was the best at the interview because he spat out saliva So ronaldo and Kane utonei. Tottenham Heungspur came out of first place in the Champions League group, the final fell out of Juventus and in the league they took 4th place in the Champions League and Kane made many more videos from this season but suffered an injury which caused him to ride in a wheelchair in some movies or He had a cast, told Salah that he would catch up with him, but ultimately did not catch up, and for the first time in his career, 442oons did not become the king of arrows. the elites prime minister leauge, while the figure of Kane also changed and became bigger.
For good performances in Tottenham Heungspur, he was called up to the England national team. He became the captain of the squad and the pilot of the plane despite the fact that their former manager, Woy Hodgson, was the captain of the plane before. and the body smaller at the World Cup became the top scorer. He had a very good tournament first England won 2-1 against Tunisia Kane scored two goals and was strangled by one of the Tunisian players and var did not whistle a foul. In the match against Panama he scored a hat trick which he himself commented on min calling the goalkeeper Tony Panama. They eventually came out of the second because they lost to Bęlgia. They then hit Kolum where he scored a Kane goal but Yerry Mina knocked out which resulted in penalties which Kane reportedly all scored behind Henderosn and Dierem. They won 2-0 against Sweden and lost 2- 1 against Croatia in the semi-finals but Kane didn't score anything. In one of the google in the box videos where can He was so eager to win in a weird way, it pissed Dele alli who was glad he fell.He was nominated for pefa team off the year.There was q & a with Phil Coutinyho.
He didn't start the season well as Tottenham even had a sad song about him but they reached the final of the champions league and took a place in the top 4 but Kane again did not become the top scorer premier leauge although later his team was successful in the champions league without him because he was often injured but he still played major roles in movies once like Sneaken Delph him he fouled and then in an amazing match between Tottenham Heungspur and Manchester City where city won 4-3 but due to away goals Tottenham Heungspur was in the semi-finals where Tottenham Heungspur defeated in amazing circumstances and Kane was worried about reaching 2-0 for Ajax, but he did play in the final but his team lost but he could lift Liverpool's Champions League to which Jordim Henderunson said strange
Tottenham Heungspur had a bad season because they were eliminated in 1/8. Mauricio Pochettino-Turner was fired although Kane himself wanted his dismissal due to his result and Kane was again not top scorer and Spurps did not qualify for the champions league, the biggest share of Kane had in 2 music videos when Tottenham Heungspur was crushed by FC Buyern Monstermunchen 2-7 and then when Tottenham Heungspur lost 2-1 to Leavethepool later he was injured again most of the time.Suddenly in March there was a pandemic and there were no league games, so Kane appeared in The Frontman, but only from the episode when the players read YouTube comments in one of the episodes, so that he kicked badly, he saved alliegon from thieves, he appeared in 5 aside team wip it down chalange where he had an Arsenal Fan TV FC jersey with which he was not satisfied, and in the end he appeared in footballers speeling bee who was the only one to spell Jakub Blazirandomeletterski.
This season began the saga of Kane leaving Tottenham Heungspur, but from the beginning, for a certain period, Tottenham Heungspur was in the first place and Son and Kane got along well to the point that a song was written about it, but after defeating Leavethepool they dropped to 7th place Kane after a few years breaks regained the title of king of shooters prime minister leauge appeared in the frontmen was from the episode with among us where vardy gom harassed the English championship but as the game in the European league was removed from The Frontman. They still reached the carabou cup finals but lost to city.
After another good season in Tottenham Heungspur he was called up for Euro 2020 where England finally finished second Kane during the Euro was best known for singing the anthem in a very stupid way that Muller said are you quite finished finished and started singing then he scored a goal for Uk-Rain and was in Gareth Southgate Paradaise then scored the decisive penalty against England and also scored a penalty in the final.
This season there was a lot of confusion between him and Tottenham Heungspur because he wanted to leave but Daniel Levil did not agree once he did not come to training because he wanted to leave finally he stayed for the next season. In the end of this game by cheating. He lost the final and son won the Bellen D'Or but finally gave Robert Lewangoalski. In fifa the best he took Erik Lame-ela's award because he thought he was still playing in Tottenham Heungspur. He cried for the whole song ''Beating spurs is easy. ''
Hurri-Kane MBE would be portrayed as a girl, Harriet Kane, because of this, Takeabow Son would fall in love with him/her and Kane would angrily pass the phone to Son.
Trivia[]
- He made his 442oons debut in February 2015 in a video parodying that year's North London derby, in which the real Kane scored two goals.
- He has become one of 442oons most popular and used characters.
- He has a speech problem, and usually spits while he talks. but you can understand what he says in a few videos he appeared in.
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