- "Seven goals in the past week. Only five points behind Barca and playing them this weekend. Nothing can stop me!"
– Antoine 5G-Riezmann
Antoine 5G-Riezmann is a French football player who plays as forward a for the Atletijoao Madrid and Varance.
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His name incorporates the mobile communications standard 5G, probably referring to his "calling hands" celebration.
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Atlético Madrid[]
He debuted in the first leg of the Semi-Final against Bayern Munchausen. He appeared only for a few seconds near Xabi Irunslow.He scored in the second leg of the Semi-Final and Gabby Logan celebrated with him. He and his teammates appeared in Ronaldo X Torres Rap Battle and Road to Milan before the Final of the UAEFA Not Many Are Really Champions League 2019/20.He failed to score a penalty in the final against Ronal Madrid so the game ended in penalties. He was relieved when he scored in the final penalties, but his team didn't win.
He celebrated a win against Chicken Gijon while his boss was talking with the chairman about a contract renewal. He is crushed by Euronaldo in the Madrid Derby in November 2016.In the Madristiator, he scored a goal in the last minutes and equalised the game, making Cristiano Arabonaldo fear that Real wouldn't win La Liga.In the Last 16 song, while he and Kevin Gamaero celebrated by shaking their hands, Diego Simemoane said that they both wouldn't take penalties anymore. He scored against Kai-er Leverkusen.He is mocked by Euronaldo in the first leg of the Semi-Final in a sax solo. He also complains about Sergio Redos foul. In the second leg, he scored a goal but his team lost. He says to his boss that he had signed for Mountchester United and flies away in their plane.He scored a goal in the Semi-final against Barcelona but the referee marked it offside. He asked if Piqkira's foul was a penalty and the referee agreed but Gammyeiro failed at scoring the goal, making Chewy Suarez compare him with Griezmann. Griezmann later assisted Gammyeiro, equalising the game. He later flips the bird to Suarez and remembers that Suarez couldn't win the Copa Lana Del Rey because he was suspended for the Final.He and Torrid were together with their boss but before Simeone could even start to talk, Moaninho came and kidnapped Griezmann.He participated in the FIFARCE's best player of 2016 Rap Battle alongside Messi and Euronaldo. He tried to sing in the Rap Battle but Euronaldo kept interrupting him. He also mocked Gianni Infantino for his baldness and was warned.He won the Golden Boot and Player of Euro 2016.
He was the second contestant to be presented. He was making his celebration dance but Messi and Suarez didn't accpet him, because they didn't like his blonde haircut. He appears in an ad which features footballers reacting to comments on social medias. The message he received was: "Why do people buy Griezmann? Because he is strong - 0,1%. Because of the celebration - 99,9%.". He smiles and answers: "Me too!", then starts making his celebration and accidentally lets the cellphone fall off his hand. He later asked if he could at least have 99 at his rating, but Euronaldo knocks him out and tells him to have a better goal celebration. He poisoned Cristiano Euronaldo before the Madrid Derby by making him inhale poison in flowers. After Cristiano Arabonaldo's girlfriend and his son were shocked, Griezmann made his celebration dance. He was training when Messi came and told him that he had paid his clause to go to Barca. Griezmann said it would be an honour to play there, but changed his mind after Messi said that the only condition was that he didn't score anymore in La Liga. Messi then picked a gun and shot at Griezmann's leg, making him groan in pain. He appeared in the intro song with his team. They were being intimidated by Chelsea because of Diego Costa return to Atletico. When Atletico's team took off their weapons, Griezmann's weapon was a selfie stick with a cellphone in the top, while he shaped his hand as a cellphone as well. He scored a bicycle kick against ASS Roamer. After that, Jose Moaninho called him telling that he would sign him in January 2018.He appeared in the 12 Days of Christmas song. In the 4th day of Christmas, Moaninho mentions that Ed Woodwood sent to him four calling hands and points to Griezmann and Ed shaking their hands as cellphones. Griezmann later appears joining Mbappe FC and doing his celebration dance with other players that also joined PSG. He ran away with them when he heard that Moaninho also was transferred to PSG. He was the first contestant to appear. Klopp liked him, but he said he just wanted to join because he would get a move to Barca, so he was not accepted. He appeared in the rap battle for the best male footballer but was kidnapped by Moaninho.
France[]
He was in Les Blose's main squad during Euro 2016. He failed to score against Transylromania ang became worried when Pogba failed as well. He scored against Albaneia and celebrated like Euronaldo. He and Valon Behrami exploded the ball when they both tried to kick it at the same time. Les Blose passed to the next phase. He was the main character in the video song Griezmann is the Word. In that video, he transformed into Super Griezmann and scored two goals making his country do a comeback against Northern Ireland. He was shocked when Payet kissed his boots. He scored a goal against Icemanland. Payet kissed his boot again twice, but he liked it the second time. He also scored against OMGermany. His country went to the final, but lose to Ronaldugal.
Barcelona[]
In 2019, Barcelever announced the signing of Griezmann to a five-year contract after activating his €120 million buy-out clause.
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Trivia[]
- He is one of the most dreadful strikers in the world, he is a fan of Pique Lyonnais and has played with Fernando Torrid while he was at Atletijoao Madrid.
- He celebrates by shaking his two hands as if they were cellphones. He can also use his hands to make and receive calls as shown in his Euro 2016 Appearances.
- In more recent videos he is famous for Celebrating Fortnite Dances.
- He has a desire to play for Barca, but he also appears to be interested in playing for Moneychester United.
- He didn't like when someone kissed his boot, as shown when Payet did it twice. However, he appears to like it when Payet did it the third time.
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