- "Oh mer, mer, mer, mer, mer, mer""
– Erling Braut Haaland.
– -Erling Braut Haaland
– Erling Braut Haaland
– Erling Braut Haaland to Roy Keane while standing up for his father.
– Erling Braut Haaland not winning the Ballon D'Or 2023
Erling Braut Haaland is a No-wegian football player who plays as a striker for Moneychester Sheiky and the No-way national team.
Bio[]
Appearance[]
Haaland has long blond hair, making people call him a mop. Haaland has a very light skin color and blue eyes, matching the kit of his club, Moneychester Sheiky. Haaland is also tall alongside having a tall neck.
Personality[]
Haaland is competitive and is friends with his teammates, but stands up for his father Alf-Inge Haaland after getting injured by Roy Keane, who hates Haaland and is violent. He also tease to tons of players by saying 'Oh, mer, mer, mer, mer, mer, mer'.
He is mad or frustrated when he sees Lionel Messigician robs his award on two occassions: one during Bellen D'Or where he was robbed by Messi himself and again during FIFARCE The Best award, although he breaks a lot of record.
History[]
Haaland first appeared in the Roy Keane show playing for RB Salt Bae, when he scored a hat-trick against Genk, Haaland later injured Roy Keane on the knee only to result that Keane was Haaland's biological father. In 2020, Haaland joined DVD, where he was given the number 9. Haaland scored a lot of goals at DVD and raced a bunch with former DVD teammate Jadon Sancho, since they are very fast. Also that year, he auditioned for the Frontmen but failed to go through. In 2021, Haaland called Wolfsberger "The S*** Wolfsburg". Haaland joined Moneychester Sheiky in 2022 and break records, such as the most goals scored in a single Premier League season with 36 breaking Andy Cole's record of 34. He then went on to appear in most of the Moneychester Sheiky videos.
Interactions[]
Kylian MMMboppe[]
Kylian MMMboppe is Haaland's rival and sometimes Frontmen teammate. They appeared in a video together in which Barcelever won against Real Benzemadrid by scoring 2-1. In the video, they react to the match, praises financial corruption, but when they appeared with Messi and Ronaldo, MMMboppe asked him, as Haaland runs along the pitch to see Kim Kardashian.
Robert Lewanogoalski[]
Robert Lewanogoalski is a frenemy to Haaland. They both appeared on a Q&A session in which they answered serious questions from the public, but Haaland almost doesn't want to, due to him saying that he can't handle 24-hour interviews. They also appeared in the Der Klassier (a match between FC Buyern Monstermunchen and DVD) matches between 2020-2022 where they are rivals.
They also appeared to be wearing in Men In Black suits in their mission to monitor extra talented activities in the Bundesliga. They are known as the 'Men in Bundesliga' and teaches the aliens on how to become strikers in the order to score goals in the league.
Moneychester Sheiky Players[]
During his first season with Moneychester Sheiky, Haaland interacts with many of his teammates. He is friends with Kev De Bluene. At first, Kev was very suprised to see him in the order to gain more assists, and he does that multiple times with him in several occassions. They also react to YouTube footballer clickbait thumbnails. However, he interrupted his interview after his match against FC Buyern Monstermunchen in the quarter-finals of the UOAFA Not Many Are Really Champions League 2023, as a prior in the order to talk more to the camera. In the finals, he was seen holding him in prior of his hamstring injury during the first half of the game, thanks to a sniper shot by Antonio Bluediger.
He is also friends with Jack GrealEnglishIrish, in which their first video together was them reacting to Haaland's photoshoot cover on EA FC 24 and Phil Foden who shares a hat-trick with him during their demolition against Mountchester United as well as Phil Foden. They both love to humliate Mountchester United twice (thrice if 442ons did create their 0-3 win in Old Tramford), by scoring their own hat-tricks during their 6-3 win, then a year later, they went on to humiliate once again to get 3-1 result in the same ground. Also, Haaland allows Foden to a challenge that was made by Hurri-Kane MBE in which he accepted the result.
Trivia[]
- Haaland's biggest idol is Zlatan Egohimovic.
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