Failcow is a Colombian football player who plays for Rayo Vallecano and Colombia.
As his name implies, he is a cow that fails. However, since playing for Galatasaray, he gets human design that looks exactly like his real self. He spent two seasons on loan at Mouchester United and Chelsea Kids. Failcow never says anything in 442oons except "moo", with subtitles translating his dialogs.
- He's one of the many characters that was once not human, and since the new movies, Dean has made him human