BorEngland is a country in Europe based on England.
Appearance[]
Flag[]
There is also a badge which parodies the England badge but with three sleeping lions.
Name[]
The team's first name was Engbland, because England don’t usually perform well in major tournaments.
In 2021, the team was renamed Boothekneeland, a reference to some English fans booing the taking the knee before matches.
It was later changed to BorEngland because England matches are usually boring
History[]
Squad[]
The following 21 players were named in the squad for the UEFA Euro 2024 qualifying matches against Malta and North Macciesdonia on 17 and 20 November 2023, respectively
Number | Position | Club | Player |
---|---|---|---|
1 | GK | Everton | Jordan Pickford |
2 | RB | Moneychester Sheikhy | Skyle Walker (Third-Captain) |
3 | RB | Moneychester Sheikhy | Rico Lewis |
4 | CDM | Arsenal Fan TV FC | Declan Rice |
5 | CB | Cwystal Palace | Marc Guéhi |
6 | CB | Mountchester United | Harry Maguire |
7 | RW | Arsenal Fan TV FC | Bukayo Sakapotatoes |
8 | LW | Moneychester Sheikhy | Phil Foden |
9 | ST | Aston Sevilla | Ollie Watkins |
10 | RB | Leavethepool | Trent Alexander-Armstrong |
11 | LW | Moneychester Sheikhy | Jack GrealEnglishIrish |
12 | CB | AC Zlatan | Fikayo Tomori |
13 | GK | Cwystal Palace | Sam Johnstone |
14 | CM | Eyeaxe | Jordim Henderunson (Vice-Captain) |
15 | CDM | Moneychester Sheikhy | Kalvin Phillips |
16 | CM | Chelsea Soccer Club | Conor Gallagher |
17 | CB | Aston Sevilla | Ezra Konsa |
18 | LW | Mountchester United | Midas Rashford |
19 | CAM | Chelsea Soccer Club | Cole Palmer |
20 | ST | FC Buyern Monstermunchen | Hurri-Kane (Captain) |
22 | GK | Arsenal Fan TV FC | Aaron Ramsdale |
Recent Call-ups[]
The following players have also been called up to the England squad within the last twelve months.
Pos. | Club | Player | Opp. | Date |
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GK | Tottendan Hotspur | Fraser Forster | 26 March 2023 | |
GK | New-Cash United | Nick Pope | 23 March 2023 INJ | |
RB | New-Cash United | Kieran Trippier | 20 November 2023 WD | |
CB | The Seagirls | Lewis Dunk | Malta | 17 November 2023 INJ |
CB | Chelsea Soccer Club | Levi Colwill | Malta | 17 November 2023 INJ |
CB | Moneychester Sheikhy | John €50nes | 17 October 2023 | |
LB | Chelsea Soccer Club | Ben Chilwell | 12 September 2023 | |
LB | Mountchester United | Luke Shalways Injured | 19 June 2023 | |
CB | Aston Sevilla | Mings the Merciless | 19 June 2023 | |
CB | FC Buyern Monstermunchen | Eric Dier | 26 March 2023 | |
RB | Chelsea Soccer Club | Reece James | 26 March 2023 INJ | |
CM | Real Modrid | Jude Bellingham | Malta | 17 November 2023 INJ |
CAM | Tottendan Hotspur | James Maddison | Malta | 17 November 2023 INJ |
CAM | Cwystal Palace | Eberechi Eze | 12 September 2023 | |
CAM | Mountchester United | Mason The Statue Mount | 23 March 2023 INJ | |
RW | West Hammers | Jarrod Bowen | 20 November 2023 INJ | |
ST | New-Cash United | Callum Wilson | Malta | 17 November 2023 INJ |
ST | Arsenal Fan TV FC | Eddie Nketiah | 17 October 2023 | |
ST | Brent FC | Ivan Toney | 26 March 2023 SUS | |
INJ Withdrew due to injury PRE Preliminary squad / standby RET Retired from the national team SUS Serving suspension WD Player withdrew from the squad due to non-injury issue. |
Managers[]
Nat. | Name. | From. | Until. | W/D/L | Trophies |
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Gareth Southgate | 2016 | Present | 53/18/14 | ||
Big Fat Sam | 2016 | 2016 | 1/0/0 | ||
Woy Bodgson | 2012 | 2016 | 33/15/8 | ||
Stuart Pearce (Caretaker) | 2012 | 2012 | 0/0/1 | ||
Fabiohno Capello | 2008 | 2012 | 28/8/6 | ||
Wolly with the Brolly | 2006 | 2007 | 9/4/5 | ||
Sven-Göran Eriksson | 2001 | 2006 | 40/17/10 | ||
Howard Wilkinson (Caretaker) | 2000 | 2000 | 0/1/0 | ||
Peter Taylor (Caretaker) | 2000 | 2000 | 0/0/1 | ||
Kevin Keegrant | 1999 | 2000 | 7/7/4 | ||
Howard Wilkinson (Caretaker) | 1999 | 1999 | 0/0/1 | ||
Glen Hoddle | 1996 | 1999 | 17/6/5 | ||
Terry Venables | 1994 | 1996 | 11/11/1 | ||
Graham Taylor | 1990 | 1993 | 18/13/7 | ||
Bobby Robson | 1983 | 1990 | 47/30/18 | ||
Ron Greenwood | 1977 | 1982 | 33/12/10 | ||
Don Revie | 1974 | 1977 | 14/8/7 | ||
Joe Mercer (Caretaker) | 1974 | 1974 | 3/3/1 | ||
Alf Ramsey | 1963 | 1974 | 69/27/17 | (1966) | |
Walter Winterbottom | 1946 | 1962 | 78/33/28 |