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BorEngland is a country in Europe based on England.

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Flag[]

There is also a badge which parodies the England badge but with three sleeping lions.

Name[]

The team's first name was Engbland, because England don’t usually perform well in major tournaments.

In 2021, the team was renamed Boothekneeland, a reference to some English fans booing the taking the knee before matches.

It was later changed to BorEngland because England matches are usually boring

History[]

Squad[]

The following 21 players were named in the squad for the UEFA Euro 2024 qualifying matches against Malta and North Macciesdonia on 17 and 20 November 2023, respectively

Number Position Club Player
1 GK Everton Everton Jordan Pickford
2 RB Moneychester Sheikhy Moneychester Sheiky Skyle Walker (Third-Captain)
3 RB Moneychester Sheikhy Moneychester Sheiky Rico Lewis
4 CDM Arsenal Fan TV FC Golden Arsenal Declan Rice
5 CB Cwystal Palace CPalace Marc Guéhi
6 CB Mountchester United MountUnited Harry Maguire
7 RW Arsenal Fan TV FC Golden Arsenal Bukayo Sakapotatoes
8 LW Moneychester Sheikhy Moneychester Sheiky Phil Foden
9 ST Aston Sevilla Villa23 Ollie Watkins
10 RB Leavethepool Liverpool (2020-present) Trent Alexander-Armstrong
11 LW Moneychester Sheikhy Moneychester Sheiky Jack GrealEnglishIrish
12 CB AC Zlatan ACZlatan Fikayo Tomori
13 GK Cwystal Palace CPalace Sam Johnstone
14 CM Eyeaxe Eye Axe Jordim Henderunson (Vice-Captain)
15 CDM Moneychester Sheikhy Moneychester Sheiky Kalvin Phillips
16 CM Chelsea Soccer Club Chelsea Soccer Club Conor Gallagher
17 CB Aston Sevilla Villa23 Ezra Konsa
18 LW Mountchester United MountUnited Midas Rashford
19 CAM Chelsea Soccer Club Chelsea Soccer Club Cole Palmer
20 ST FC Buyern Monstermunchen FC Buyern Hurri-Kane (Captain)
22 GK Arsenal Fan TV FC Golden Arsenal Aaron Ramsdale

Recent Call-ups[]

The following players have also been called up to the England squad within the last twelve months.

Pos. Club Player Opp. Date
GK Tottendan Hotspur Levy Spurs Fraser Forster Ukraine euro 2020 26 March 2023
GK New-Cash United ££New-Cash United££ Nick Pope Italy Euro 2020 23 March 2023 INJ
RB New-Cash United ££New-Cash United££ Kieran Trippier North Macciesdonia 20 November 2023 WD
CB The Seagirls The Seagirls Lewis Dunk Malta 17 November 2023 INJ
CB Chelsea Soccer Club Chelsea Soccer Club Levi Colwill Malta 17 November 2023 INJ
CB Moneychester Sheikhy Moneychester Sheiky John €50nes Italy Euro 2020 17 October 2023
LB Chelsea Soccer Club Chelsea Soccer Club Ben Chilwell Scotland 2022 12 September 2023
LB Mountchester United MountUnited Luke Shalways Injured North Macciesdonia 19 June 2023
CB Aston Sevilla Villa23 Mings the Merciless North Macciesdonia 19 June 2023
CB FC Buyern Monstermunchen FC Buyern Eric Dier Ukraine euro 2020 26 March 2023
RB Chelsea Soccer Club Chelsea Soccer Club Reece James Ukraine euro 2020 26 March 2023 INJ
CM Real Modrid RealMadrid2023New Jude Bellingham Malta 17 November 2023 INJ
CAM Tottendan Hotspur Levy Spurs James Maddison Malta 17 November 2023 INJ
CAM Cwystal Palace CPalace Eberechi Eze Scotland 2022 12 September 2023
CAM Mountchester United MountUnited Mason The Statue Mount Italy Euro 2020 23 March 2023 INJ
RW West Hammers West Ham 2016- Jarrod Bowen North Macciesdonia 20 November 2023 INJ
ST New-Cash United ££New-Cash United££ Callum Wilson Malta 17 November 2023 INJ
ST Arsenal Fan TV FC Golden Arsenal Eddie Nketiah Italy Euro 2020 17 October 2023
ST Brent FC Brentford Ivan Toney Ukraine euro 2020 26 March 2023 SUS

INJ Withdrew due to injury

PRE Preliminary squad / standby

RET Retired from the national team

SUS Serving suspension

WD Player withdrew from the squad due to non-injury issue.

Managers[]

Nat. Name. From. Until. W/D/L Trophies
England18 Gareth Southgate 2016 Present 53/18/14
England18 Big Fat Sam 2016 2016 1/0/0
England18 Woy Bodgson 2012 2016 33/15/8
England18 Stuart Pearce (Caretaker) 2012 2012 0/0/1
Italy Euro 2020 Fabiohno Capello 2008 2012 28/8/6
England18 Wolly with the Brolly 2006 2007 9/4/5
Sweden Sven-Göran Eriksson 2001 2006 40/17/10
England18 Howard Wilkinson (Caretaker) 2000 2000 0/1/0
England18 Peter Taylor (Caretaker) 2000 2000 0/0/1
England18 Kevin Keegrant 1999 2000 7/7/4
England18 Howard Wilkinson (Caretaker) 1999 1999 0/0/1
England18 Glen Hoddle 1996 1999 17/6/5
England18 Terry Venables 1994 1996 11/11/1
England18 Graham Taylor 1990 1993 18/13/7
England18 Bobby Robson 1983 1990 47/30/18
England18 Ron Greenwood 1977 1982 33/12/10
England18 Don Revie 1974 1977 14/8/7
England18 Joe Mercer (Caretaker) 1974 1974 3/3/1
England18 Alf Ramsey 1963 1974 69/27/17 FIFA World Cup (2022) (1966)
England18 Walter Winterbottom 1946 1962 78/33/28

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