Diego Costly-Coffee is a striker who plays for Chelsea. He used to play for Badzil but caused controversy by switching to Max Spayne.
Character
He has an ugly and scary face and big ears. He has a lot of chesthair. He wears an apron with his name and squad number on it.
He speaks in a unintelligible way and he is not so much intelligent. Because of his unintelligible speech, he has an own translator called Diegoogle Translate. He is very aggresive and likes to fight other players, sometimes his own team mates or his coach.
Name origin
His name is a pun of his surname Costa with Costa Coffee and the Costly is a reference at how he is well-paid.
His other name Diaggro Costa is because of his aggressive manners.
Interactions
Jose Moaninho
Moaninho was happy to have signed Diego to Chelsea for Premier League 2014/15 season. He proved he was right because Chelsea won the title that season. Moaninho asked Diego who had won the league during his wnning league bus tour.
However, in the season after, when Chelsea was having a bad season, Diego got angry with Moaninho and started to get in fights, even throwing his bib at Moaninho.
After Moaninho went to Moneychester United, Diego was still angry with Moaninho. He went to mock Moaninho when Chelsea was at top of the league during Christmas and also chased Moaninho in the New Year's resolutions video.
Trivia
- It's hinted thay he would like to fight Joey Barton, another player known for his aggressiveness.
- He has two parodies related to real life companies: Diego Costly-Coffee (Costa Coffee) and Diegoogle Translate (Google Translate).
- Before having his own translator, Secs Fabregash used to translate his language during his interviews.