Diego Costly-Coffee is a striker who plays for Chelsea. He used to play for Badzil but caused controversy by switching to Max Spayne.
Character
He has an ugly and scary face and big ears. He has a lot of chesthair.
He speaks in a unintelligible way and he is not so much intelligent. Because os his speech, he has an own translator called Diegoodle Translate. He is very aggresive and likes to fight other players, sometimes his own team mates or his coach.
It's hinted thay he would like to fight Joey Barton, another player known for his brutality.