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– Cristiano Euronaldo

Cristiano Euronaldo is a Portuguese football player who plays for Man We're shite, Ed and Ronaldugal.



Cristiano Euronaldo is normally depicted wearing his No. 7 football jersey.


As his original name implies, Cristiano Euronaldo is an arrogant and selfish man who likes to call himself the "GOAT" (greatest of all-time), preferring himself over the team and always asking everybody to pass the ball to him. His trademark goal celebration is shouting "Siuuuu!" whilst jumping. When someone fails, he usually says "Uh-huh".


Cristiano Euronaldo debuted in the FIFAIFOFUM World Cup 2014 Brazil opening, where he teased Messi and took off his shirt by yelling "Siuuuu", causing the other players leave the beach. He played against Germapenalty but did not find the ball and his country lost. Ronaldo appeared in Messi's match against Irun to tease him, but was frozen by Messi.

Champions League

Cristiano Euronaldo appeared in the opening Champions League 2014/15 title with his team, holding a Champions League trophy saying that it was their decima (tenth). He mocked Messi when he failed to score against Banchester City F.C. Ronaldo scored a great bicycle kick which many other footballers attempted to do but failed.


Cristiano Euronaldo is rivals with Lionel Messigician and they like to mock each other. In late 2018, the two started a series called The Frontmen consisting of themselves and the other footballers, where they attempt to do popular social media challenges and other stunts like goals.