- "I'm a genius!"
– Chewy Suarez
- "Ssh-ttttttttttttt!"
– his teeth's sound
Chewy Suarez is an Urucryan football player who plays for Inter Messi C.F
He is the first main character introduced in all of 442oons.
Bio[]
Appearance[]
Known for his buck teeth and big grin, the former of which Suarez uses to bite other players and is the main reason for him being named Chewy Suarez.
Personality[]
Suarez is harsh with other football players but nice towards his teammates, praising them when they play well. He is known for playing the guitar with his teeth known as "teeth solo".
History[]
Early life[]
Suarez was born on 24 January 1987. According to an urban legend, he cut his umbilical cord with his gum, although this would turn out to be false.[1]He had the biggest teeth out of his 5 siblings. At 16 he reportedly headbutted a referee
Nacional and Groningen[]
Suarez joined Nacional at 18 and moved to Groningen at 19. Before moving to Eyeaxe, Groningen and Eyeaxe had a meeting to discuss where Suarez would go.[2]
Debut, Eye-axe, Leavethepool, and Biting Incidents[]
Suarez debuted in "Luis Suarez Bite: Silence of the Lambs Remake" where he was the main character. He later appeared in other Leavethepool videos alongside his teammates Stevie Wellard and Phil Coutinyho. After failing to win the Premier League after a draw against Patrick Palace Suarez infamously cried, a moment that would be referenced in many videos in the future.
Suarez bit three players: Ottoman Backalley during the match of Eyeaxe vs. PSIV (For The Players) in 2011, Ivanitch during the match of Leavethepool vs Chelsea Soccer Club in 2013, and Giorgio Chiellinguine during the match of Urucry vs. Greataly in the FIFAIFOFUM World Cup 2014 Brazil. Additionally, he tends to bite some other stuff.
Barcelever[]
In 2014, Suarez moved to Barcelever, where he formed the attacking trio MSN with Lionel Messigician and Notaxmar, winning the treble in his first season.
Atletijoao Madrid[]
After being omitted from Ronald Cowman's squad for the 2020–21 La Liga, Suarez signed a two-year contract with Aletijoao Madrid on 23 September 2020. This caused the remaining member of MSN Trio, Messi, to get furious, stating that he wants to leave the club.
Nacional[]
After being let go by Atletijoao Madrid, he joined back to his former club Nacional. Messi tried to get him to participate in a video but he didn't come as Urucry was too far away from Varance.
Gremio[]
He joined Brazilian club Gremio in 2023. In the Frontmen Season 5 auditions, he had a box with blood. Curiously, Cristiano Euronaldo and Lionel Messigician asked Suarez what was in the box. He kept it a secret and didn't anyone. He also said that if Messi's dog Hulk was missing it didn't have to do with him [Suarez]?
Relationships[]
Lionel Messigician[]
Suarez celebrating with Lionel Messigician
Unlike Notaxmar, Chewy Suarez at first was unfriendly to Lionel Messigician after he told him he dressed like a douchebag when he asked to join Suarez and Notaxmar.[3] After a few videos, they became friends. When Notaxmar left Barcelever to Mbappe FC, Suarez quickly became Messigician's best friend. The friendship was damaged after Messigician and Suarez were separated from each other, with Messigician being closer to Notaxmar and Kylian MMMboppe while Suarez became friends with João Félix and Antoine 4G-Riezmann.
MSC[]
MSC was Barca's group of strikers in 2018 and 2019. It's like the MSN trio, but the Brazilian this time is Phil Coutinyho. They are shown together doing fun things, such as watching Real Benzemadrid failing and mocking them. In 2019, it was undone after Phil Coutinyho was loaned to FC Buyern Monstermunchen
Dembele[]
Suarez accepted Ousmane Dempele as a substitute to Notaxmar more than Lionel Messigician did. But he still had trouble to get used to Dembele's difficulty to mesh in the group.
Trivia[]
- Suarez is Dean Stobbart's favorite character
- Suarez is set to join Inter Miami in 2024
Gallery[]
Artwork[]
Screenshots[]
References[]
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTZBrN6Z_7E&t=11s Youtube
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTZBrN6Z_7E&t=35s Youtube
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jki8F7MAhQ&t=142s Suarez tells Lionel he is dressing like a douchebag