"I'm a genius!"

Chewy Suarez is a player of Bancelona and Urucry. In the past he has played for Eye-axe and Leavethepool

Character Edit

Chewy is good friends with Messigician, Cuteinho and Dembelame. He is one of the best players in the world. His remarkable feature are his buck teeth that he uses to bite other players and are the main reason for his name.

He bit 3 players during his career: Backalley ( 2011 Eye-axe vs PeeSV ), Ivanitch ( 2013 Leavethepool Vs Chelski ), and Chiellini (2014 World Cup Urucry Vs PIT

ataly). For that reason, he has the habit of biting some other stuff as well, specially other people.

Name origin Edit

His name is from the fact that he bites other players.

Catchphrases Edit

  • "Jesus Christ!"
  • "I'm a genius!"
  • "That was dreadful!"
  • "Shag a donkey!"
  • "Oh he's such a doucebag"

Career Edit

He appeared on the first 442oons video and was the main character. He later appeared on other Liverpool videos, along his teammates Stevie Wellard and Philippe Cuteinho.

On the 2014 World Cup he was the main player of Urucry. Although he got a ban for biting Chiellini.

Then he was transferred to Bancelona, where he made the World Greatest Threesome along with Messigician and

Notaxmar. He won the Not Many Are Really Champions League 2014/15.

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Trivia Edit

  • He was one of the first 442oons characters to appear in a video.
  • He was the first main character of a 442oons' video.
  • He, Lionel Messi and Neymar make the World Best Threesome/The Three Amigos/The Greatest Trio/MSN Trio.
  • On an old video of 2013, he says "No cry, Luis!". This means that he didn't got a parody name at that time. Luis says then when he cries however, so there is a possibility that Luis could be a nickname as his real name could be Luis Suarez.


Chewy: "You stood on my foot!"

Backalley: Oh no I didn't!''

Chewyi: 'Oh yes you did!'

Backalley: Oh no I_''

*Chewy bites him*

Backalley: 'Ouch. Ouch Suarez. OUUUUCH!”

*Post match interview*

Backalley: 'Suarez bit me. And that really hurt, and it's still hurting.'


Chewy: Hey JoJo, your hair looks so greasy.

Hairt: What? How dare you!

Chewy: (scores a goal) Haha! Fooled you JoJo! I'm a genius! O-M-G! O-M-G!


Arrogantaldo: Do you like my new goal celebrations? I look like a God.

Suarez: You look like a DICK

Arrogantaldo: SUAREZ!!!!

Suarez: Ha ha!