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Chelsarri is a club from Engbland. It is based on EPL club Chelsea.

Name origin

Chelski is a reference to Roman Imveryrich, the owner of the club who is a Russian.

Chelski/Chelsea Bus Company is a reference to Moaninho "park the bus" strategy.

Chelsea Guus Company is a reference to the manager Guus Hiddink, who coached the club after Moaninho was sacked in 2015.

Chelsea FC is new name as Antonio Contaly started to manage club.

Chelsarri FC is name which reference to currently manager Maurizio Sarri.

Badge

Its badge features the head of the current owner: Roman Imveryrich.

Squad

NUM. Position Player Name Nationality
1 GK KepaThe Keeper Max Spayne
2 DF Antonio Bluediger Germazing
3 DF Marcos Alonso Max Spayne
9 FW Gonzalo Hugeain Handballgentina
20 MF Callum Hudson-Odoi Engbland
5 RF Prince Jorginho Greataly
6 MF Danny Drinkwater

Engbland

7 MF Igolo Kanye Les Blose
8 MF Ross Barkley Engbland
29 FW Alvaro Moratahaha Max Spayne
10 MF Eden Hazardous Brillgium
11 MF P-E-D-R-O Max Spayne
12 MF Ruben Loftus-Bumcheek Engbland
13 GK Willy Cabaldero Handballgentina
15 MF Notthevictor Moses Nigeriatrica
17 MF Mateo Coughanditch Crow-atia
18 FW Olivier GQ Les Blose
21 MD Frank Zappacosta Greataly
22 MF Will-I-Am Badzil
24 DF Gary Vkahill Blue Engbland
27 DF Andreas Christensen Denmark
28 DF Dave Azpilicueta Max Spayne
30 DF David Louise Badzil
33 DF Emerson Lakeandplalmieri Greataly

Former players

NUM. Position Player name Nationality Current Club
1 GK Petr the Czech Petr the Czech Republic Arsenal
1 GK Ass-smear Begovitch Bosniaoffside Jason Bournemouth
2 DF Bernieslaven Ivanitch Serbestia Avengers St. Petersburg
3 DF Felipe Luis Badzil Atletemhavetheballico Madrid
3 DF Cashley Hole Engbland LAG
4 MF Secs Fabregash Max Spayne AS Moneyco
6 DF Nathan Ake Ho-Land Jason Bournemouth
7 MF Ramires Badzil Jiangsu Suning
8 MF Frank Lard Engbland Retired
8 MF Gold Oscar Badzil Shanghai SIPG
9 FW Fernando Torrid Max Spayne Atletemhavetheballico Madrid
9 FW Failcow Collapsebia Moneyco
10 MF Hwan Mata Max Spayne Moneychester United
12 MF John Obi Wan Kenobi Nigeriatrica Tianjin TEDA
13 GK Tibo Caughtout Brillgium RealMadrith
14 FW Andre Shirley Germazing Dorussia Dortmund
14 MF Tiemou Bakayoyo Les Blose AC Milan
15 MF Kev De Ginger Brillgium Manchester Sheikhy
16 FW Robin Ho-Land Bayern Munchausen
17 MF Moe's salah Salahpool
18 FW Romelu Notbluekaku Brillgium Manchester United
19 FW Diego Costly-Coffee Badzil/Max Spayne Atletemhavetheballico Madrid
19 FW Demba Ba Senegoal Shanghai Shenhua
21 MF Nemanja Matić Serbestia Moneychester United
23 FW Daniel Sturrinjured Engbland Leavethepool
26 DF Schlong Terry Engbland Villa
29 DF Robert Hoof Germazing Leicester The Foxes
29 MF Nathaniel Chalobah Engbland WTFord
32 FW Samuel Eto'OAP Camerold Antalyaspor

Managers

Name Nationality Period
Claudio Ranieri Greataly 2000-2004
Jose Moaninho Portugal 2004-2007

2013-2015

Avram Grant Israel 2007-2008
Guus Hiddink Ho-Land 2009

2015-2016

Carlo Eyebrowcelotti Greataly 2009-2011
Rafact Beeaneatesh Max Spayne 2012-2013
Antonio Contaly Greataly 2016-2018
Maurizio Sarri Greataly 2018-

Events in the 442oons World

Premier League

League Season Position Pts.
Premier League 2013/14 3 82
Premier League 2014/15 1 87
Premier League 2015/16 10 50
Premier League 2016/17 1 93
Premier League 2017/18 5 70

Care in the Community Shield

Year Result
2015 Arsene FC - Chelsea FC (1-0)
2017 Arsene FC - Chelsea FC (1-1, 4-1 on penalties)
2018 Chelsea FC - Manchester Sheikhy (0-2)

League Cup 

Season Position Result
2014/15 Final Chelsea FC - Tottenham Hotform (2-0)
2015/16 The Fourth Round Stoke Wet and Windy - Chelsea FC (1-1,5-4 on penalties)
2016/17 The Fourth Round West Hammers - Chelsea FC (2-1)
2017/18 Semi Final Arsenal Fan TV FC - Chelsea FC (2-1)
2018/19 Final Chelsea FC - Manchester Sheikhy

The-We-Know-Sweet-FA-Challenge-Cup 

Season Position Result
2014/15 The Fourth Round Chelsea FC - Badford City (2-4)
2015/16 The Sixth Round Cleverton - Chelsea FC (2-0)
2016/17 Final Arsene FC - Chelsea FC (2-1)
2017/18 Final Chelsea FC - Mouchester United (1-0)

UOAFA Not Many Are Really Champions League

League season Group Group position Knockout phase Result
Champions League 2014/15 G 1st Round of 16 PSlotsofG - Chelsea FC (3-3, away goals)
Champions League 2015/16 G 1st Round of 16 PSlotsofG - Chelsea FC (4-2)
Champions League 2017/18 C 2nd Round of 16 Chelsea FC - Bancelona (1-4)

Gallery

Trivia

  • It's first name was Chelski but it was changed to Chelsea Bus Company (because Jose Moaninho is known for "Parking the Bus"), before Mourinho got sacked, then it was renamed to Chelsea Guus Company. The club currently does not have a parody name.
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