This song was uploaded on the 14th of September 2015.
(Melody: Champions Leauge Anthem)
Thomasshole Muller: Hello I'm Zlatan! Ah, I'm such a comedian! Isn't that right, Dante? Dante?!
Jose the Special Mong: We are the bus team. On a tour of Europe.
Roman Imveryrich: On a bus tour, you change the driver when the first one looks 'tired'.
Jose the Special Mong: *gulp*
Louis Van Harsh: We can be champions!
Thomasshole Muller: Of the Europa League, 'cause you're going to get knocked out in the group stage! Hahahaha!
Zlatan Egohimovic: The Masters, of the Euorpverse!
Diego Simeone: We are the best teams!
Thomasshole Muller: Really? So who the hell are Astana?
Diego Simeone: SOME of the best teams!
Arsey Whinger: So desparate for under 16.
Old Lady (character): So nearly campioni...
Unwell Paleandgreeni: AVOID BARCA!!! Or we could just buy their players!
Garry Bale: Win again Rafa!
Jose the Special Mong: Who ate all the pie-ella?