Champions League 15/16 The Cartoon
Cartoon
Matchday 1 Tuesday
Manchester Sheiky F.C. 1-2 Old Lady
POB : Yes!
POB : What? I was offside?
Refere : No. I'm just disallowing it because you've got stupid hair.
Vinjury Kompany : Giddy-up horsey!
Giorgio Chiellini : Mamma mia!
Old Lady (character) : Leave it to me!
Old Lady (character) : Ciao... Would you hold this a moment, bambino!
Joe Hairt : Of course I will!
Unwell Paleandgreeni : Hey, little lady!
Old Lady (character) : Yes?
Unwell Paleandgreeni : Fancy a drink?
Unwell Paleandgreeni : You can't kill what won't die.
Real Madrith 4-0 Shakahisloptar
Cristiano Arrogantaldo : The first rule of Hat-trick Club is...
Cristiano Arrogantaldo : ...you have to have scored a hat-trick for your club.
Andre Shirley : ...or country!
Cristiano Arrogantaldo : God damn it. give me chance to finish my sentence.
Cristiano Arrogantaldo : Or country.
Cristiano Arrogantaldo : Oh...just me tonight.
Cristiano Arrogantaldo : This old man, he scores three...
Cristiano Arrogantaldo : Another match ball came home with me!
Cristiano Arrogantaldo : Tuuuuu more records!
Lionel Messigician : Tuuuuu more penalties!
Cristiano Arrogantaldo : You haven't scored a hat-trick so get out please.
Lionel Messigician : Oh you're such a doucebag!
Cristiano Arrogantaldo : What?!
Lionel Messigician : Nothing!
Cristiano Arrogantaldo : Little sh*t
Paris Saint Zlatan 2-0 FFS Malmo
Zlatan Egohimovic : Zlatan and the Masters of the Europverse
Skeletor Cavani : Pass the ball to me. you muscley boob.
Commentator : Skeletor Cavani scores!
Skeletor Cavani : FOOLED YOU!
Zlatan Egohimovic : We're on the same team!
Zlatan Egohimovic : In today's story we learnt that sometimes... ...it's better to work with your enemies, not against them.
Angel Devil Di Maria : We also learnt that sometimes... ...it's
b... ...better to walk out on your enemy. Louis, fffff.f.f....f....f....f*ck you
Matchday 1 Wendsday
Chelsea Bus Company 4-0 Mashabbi Tel Aviv
Commentator : It's Hazardous with the penalty...
Jose the Special Mong : Eden is better than Cristiano Arrogantaldo...
Cristiano Arrogantaldo : Good luck! Show me how it's done!
Eden Hazardous : Calm down, Eden. Just stare at the keeper like you normally do and slot it home.
Commentator : Oh dear.
Cristiano Arrogantaldo : Eden, we've had a problem!
Commentator : Oh, and Olivier GQ is off.
Olivier GQ : I'm too sexy to die!
Mesut Eyezil Terrestrial : Oh! WE'RE GOING DOWN!!
Commentator : Oh, Arsene'll have crashed in Zagrzeb!
Ass Roamer 1-1 Bancelona
Commentator : Florenzi shoots...oh, what a howler!
Commentator : But wait, oh, the Eden penalty has landed.
Olimpiakos 0-3 Bayern Munchausen
Commentator : Thomasshole Muller shoots!
Commentator : Oh, he's having a laugh with that shot!
Commentator : Eden Hazardous scores!
Commentator : What a goal!
Valancedere 2-3 Avengers St Petersburg
Commentator : Hulk lines one up.
Hulk : HULK...SMASH!!!
Commentator : Oh, and Hazardous bags the unlikeliest of hat-tricks!
