1.Eric Hassli (MLS) (Vancovred Whitetraps 1-0 NER) (2011)
Commentator : Who be score this penalty Eric Hassli?
Commentator : Scores! Keeper can't save it.
Eric Hassli : Show my kit.
Referee : You got second yellow card.
Eric Hassli : You can't book me.
Referee : Yes i can end dot, Red card you go to the locker room.
Eric Hassli : You can't sent off my.
Referee : Beacuse his a stupid celebration.
Thoriingatton : F*ck you, get sh*t fun you sh*t c*** b*stards you f*cking.
Referee : Eeee. Yellow card from Thoriingatton.
Gershon Koffie : Hey it's buddly muddly riccly mickly earstly reatly pupply shiky and putky rocky wooky dooky skooky booky du....
Referee : Go to the locker room, your off.
Eric Hassli : I never get you i'm not got a second yellow and red.
Referee : Your off too, go to the locker room.
2.Skeletor Cavani (Lens vs Paris Saint Germoney)
Commentator : It's a penalty.
Commentator : Scores!
Skeletor Cavani : Shot goal!
Skeletor Cavani : What is a never foul and i no got yellow card.
Referee : Yellow card.
Skeletor Cavani : Ok have a start a game!
Referee : OK, Second yellow card.
Skeletor Cavani : What is only 1 yellow card you think!
Referee : You sent off!