Bernieslaven Ivanitch

Bernieslaven Ivanitch
Name	Bernieslaven Ivanitch
Other name	Ivan Brani Branislav
National Team	Serbestia
Nationality	Serbian
Born in	Sremska Mitrovica, SFR Yugoslavia
Position	Defender
Club	Avengers St Petersburg (number 60)
Other club	Chelsea (number 2) (2008-2017)
Friends	Schlong Terry Gary Vkahill Blue Will.I.an Ass-smear Begovich
Fiends	Chewy Suarez Adam The Llama Vinjury Kompany
Events that was in	Premier League 2013/14 Premier League 2014/15 Premier League 2015/16 Premier League 2016/17 Champions League 2014/15 Champions League 2015/16
Based on	Branislav Ivanović

"Old but not obsolete."

Bernieslaven Ivanitch is Serbestia and Zenit defender. He used to play for Chelsea Bus Company. He is a Terminator. Bernie Slaven was one of the three players bitten by Chewy Suarez.

Character

He has a deep voice and is very serious, possibly by the fact that he is a Terminator (on some videos his mechanical arm can even be seen).

He is able to travel in time and space.

Career

He first appeared when Suarez bites him. He later on appeared in Jaws parody called Teethwhere he is bitten again by Suarez. He appeared on many Chelsea videos. His main appearences were his goals against Leavethepool in the English Cup and against PSZ in the Champions League 2014/15. He also appeared on Phace Jones' Song.

Interactions

Chewy Suarez

Suareaz biting Ivanitch.

Chewy Suarez bit Ivanitch during one match of Chelsea against Leavethepool, thus revealing his mechanical arm. Despite this, Brani accepted it, said he wouldn't cry because he was a "cybernetic organism sent from the future to protect Suarez".

In the first 442oons video, Ivanitch and Whatevra visits a jailed Suarez. In Hwan Mata's Song about not being happy in Chelski, it's possible to see Suarez chasing Ivanitch presumably trying to bite him. During the Jaws parody called Teeth, after biting Whinger's and Whatevra's heads off, Suarez bit Ivanitch's arm and carried him while swimming away.

He reappered during the Rabidass Boots commercial starring Suarez, where he clearly stated how he (and some other people) liked the boots but still hated Suarez. He also remembered about Suarez bite in him during the Drawm My Life with Suarez.

Schlong Terry

Bernieslaven asking help from Terry.

Terry and Branislav were presumably good teammates during Brani's time playing for Chelsea, specially by the fact that they were both defenders. During the first song about Jose's Bus, Branislav punched Terry after he said that he had slept with other teammates wives (including Brani's). Terry also celebrates Brani's goal against PSZ.

During the second song about Jose's Bus and how things were getting bad at Chelsea, Brani asks Terry to teach him how to defend because he had forgotten how to do so.

Adam The Llama

Bernieslaven stepping in Adam The Llama's hand.

Bernieslaven steps in Adam's hand during a match in Premier League 2016/17. Despite this, the referee didn't give him a card.

Gallery

Trivia

• He was one of the characters who debuted in 442oons' first video but we can only see his back in that video.
• He is a parody of Terminator because he is very serious. After Suarez bites him, it is revealed that he has a mechanical arm and his mechanical arm is shown in some other occasions.