Beanz Mainz Heinz is a parody of 1. FSV Mainz 05. The club is currently competing in the first tier Germazing league Bundesliga.
Debut
The club first appeared when Bayern Munchausen's comedian Thomasshole Muller missed a penalty against this team but they won 3-0 away.
Current squad
| No. | Pos. | Nation | Player |
| 1 | GK | Germazing | René Adler |
| 25 | CDM | Ivory Coats | Jean-Philippe Gbamin |
| 27 | GK | Germazing | Love Zentner |
Former players
| Pos. | Nation | Player | To | Current club |
| GK | Germazing | Lord karius | Liverinthepastpool | Union Berlin |
