
Beanz Mainz Heinz is a parody of 1. FSV Mainz 05. The club is currently competing in the first tier Germazing league Bundesliga.
Debut
The club first appeared when Bayern Munchausen's comedian Thomasshole Muller missed a penalty against this team but they won 3-0 away.

Current squad
No. | Pos. | Nation | Player |
1 | GK | Germazing | René Adler |
25 | CDM | Ivory Coats | Jean-Philippe Gbamin |
27 | GK | Germazing | Love Zentner |
Former players

Pos. | Nation | Player | To | Current club |
GK | Germazing | Lord karius | Liverinthepastpool | Union Berlin |