Astonishingly Bad Villa is a club of Engbland and it plays in Premier League
- Name: Astonishingly Bad Villa
- Other names: Gaston Villa, Rick Astleyon Villa, Asstim Villa, Jackston Villa
- Country: Engbland
- Coach: Dean Smith
Squad
11 Gabe Age-Bone-lucky-or
15 Obi-Mile Jedi-Crack
20 Ice-Man Bjoergson
22 Jonathan Cobrija
26 Schlong Terry
28 Neil Taylor
John Mcwin
Conner Irishman
Former Players
4 Ridvlaar (went to AZ)
7 Leandro Bacuna (went to Reading)
7 Ghastly Tongue (went to Moneychester United)
8 James Run-of-the-Millner (went to Manchester Sheiky F.C., actually he plays for Leavethepool)
8 Tom Not So Cleverley (on loan from Moneychester United, Cleverton, he actually plays for WTFord)
16 Snakean Delph (went to Manchester Sheiky)
18 Christian Bentanke (went to Liverpool, actually he plays for Crystal Pardew)
Alex Hunter (Died)
Former Managers
- Dim Tim Sherwood (2015)
- Remedial French Garde (2015-2016)