Arsenal Fan TV FC

Arsenal Fan TV FC
Name	Arsenal Fan TV FC
Other Name	Arsene'll Not Spend FC Arsene FC
Nation	Engbland
City	Highbury, London
Stadium	The 'emorrhoids
Mascot	Gunnersaurus
Capitain	Per Mertftractor
Vice-Capitain	L'Oreal Koscielny
Coach	Europa Emery
Most popular players	Pierre-Emerick I’ll Bang Your Mom,Socrates Papastathopoulos,Mesut Eyezill-Terrestial
Rival Clubs	Chelsea Tottenham Hotform
League	Premier League

Arsenal Fan TV FC is a club from Engbland. It plays in the FA Cup, Premier League, and UEFA Europey League.

Info

Arsenal Fan TV FC made irs first appearance in Luis Suarez Bite, where Arsey Whinger tried to sign Chewy Suarez for £40m+£1 extra. They finished 4th in 2013-14 and 3rd in 2014-15. Both years they won the FA Cup, although 442oons only parodied the latter.

Squad

STRIKERS

• Pierrrrre-Emerick Ibangyermam
• Alexandre Lacagoals
• Badluckas Perez
• Fresh Prince Of Well-Air

MIDFIELDERS

• Mesut Eyezill-Terrestiall
• Henrikh Miki-Is-Ryan
• Welsh Rambo
• Granit Xhaka Khan
• Jack Wheelchair
• Mohamed Eltelneny
• Alex EMObi
• Ainsley Mainland-Nores

DEFENDERS

• Mustafa Cacki
• L'Oreal Koscielny
• Stephan Lickensteiner
• Seat Kola-Kolasinac
• Hector Ballerina
• Nachos Monreal
• Calum Chambers Of Secrets
• Carl Zonkinson
• Rob Hold-In-Gag
• Socrates Papastathopoulos

GOALKEEPERS

• Dimwit Oh,Spinna

Former Players

NUM.	Pos.	Player name	Nationality	Destiny Club
1	GK	Wojciech Toomanyzedzney	Po-land	ASS Roamer
3	DF	Ashley Cole	Engbland	Chelsea FC
3	DF	Le Sagna	Les Blose	Manchester Sheiky F.C.
4	MF	Paddy Vieira	Les Blose	Old lady
4	MF	Secs Fabregash	Max Spayne	Bancelona
7	MF	Robert Pires	Les Blose	The Yellow Submarine
8	MF	Samir Nasty	Les Blose	Manchester Sheiky F.C.
10	MF	Jack Wheelchair	Engbland	Jason Bournemouth
11	FW	Super Van	Ho-Land	Moneychester United
13/20	MF	Mathieu Flameni	Les Blose	Inter Mulan/Crystal Palose
14	FW	Terry Henry	Les Blose	Bancelona
17	MF	I-Likex SongAndDance	Camerold	Bancelona
21	DF	Kaylum Chambers	Engbland	Brough
22	DF	Gael Cliche	Les Blose	Manchester Sheiky F.C.
23/31	DF	Sol Campbell	Engbland	Portsmouth/Newcastle Disunited
25	FW	Emmanuel Lazybayor	Togo	Manchester Sheiky F.C.
28	DF	Kolohno Toure	Ivory Coats	Manchester Sheiky F.C.
33/52	FW	Lord Bendtner	Denmark	Wolvesburger
?	FW	Satsuma asano	Japan	VfB StuttgartIn the Wacky Races!, they have used 4 different vehicles. They primarily use the canon, however in Stages 7 and 8 Arsey Whinger called in the Big Guns, aka Dirty Sanchez on 3 cannons. In stages 8 and 11, they used Mesut Eyezill-Terrestriall's UFO, and in stage 13 they used Santa Clauzorla's sleigh.

• The drivers they have used are Arsey Whinger, Petr the Czech, Olivier GQ, Fabricio Collicini, Theo Walcrotch, Gabrielle, Dirty Sanchez, Mesut Eyezill-Terrestriall and Santa Clauzorla.