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Arsenal Fan TV FC is a club from Engbland. It plays in the FA Cup and the Premier League.


Arsenal Fan TV FC made it’s first appearance in Luis Suarez Bite, where Arsey Whinger tried to sign Chewy Suarez for £40m+£1 extra. They finished 4th in 2013-14 and 3rd in 2014-15. Both years they won the FA Cup, although 442oons only parodied them later. Originally Arsenal used to star in many 442oons vidoes, but since 2020 Arsenal has had a sudden decline in screentime, and only appeared in fewer than 5 videos.


NO. Pos. Player name Nationality
1 GK Jay Leno
32 GK Aaron Ramsdale
22 CB Pablo Mari
21 CB/RB/CDM Kaylum Chambers
31 LB/LWB/CB Seat Kola-Kolasinac
2 RB Hector Bellerina
16 CB Rob Hohoholding
3 LB Kieran Torknee
6 CB Gabriel Magaluf
4 CB Ben White
20 LB Nuno Tavares
18 RB/CB Takehiro Tomiyasu
17 RB Cédric Soares
5 CDM/CM Thomas Partey
34 CDM/CM Granit Xhaka Khan
25 CDM/CM Mohamed ElTelNeny
23 CM/CDM Albert Sambi Lokonga
15 RM/RB/CM Ainsley Matalan-Niles
7 LM/LB/RM Bukayo Sakapotatoes
8 CAM/CM/LW/RW Martin OH!-The Guard!!!
10 AM/CM/LM Ellie Smith Crow
35 LW/ST Gabriel Martinelli
19 RW Nicolas Peperami
9 ST/CF Alexandre Lacagoals
30 ST Eddie Nketiah
26 ST Folarin Balogun

Former Players

NO. Pos. Player name Nationality Destination
1 GK Wojciech Szczesny Po-land Old Lady
1 GK Petr the Czech Petr the Czech Republic Retired
3 DF Ashley Cole Engbland Chelsea FC
3 DF Le Sagna Les Blose Manchester Sheiky F.C.
4 MF Paddy Vieira Les Blose Old Lady
4 MF Cesc Fabregas Espaniel AS Moneyco
7 MF Robert Pires Les Blose The Yellow Submarine
7/17 MF Dirty Sanchez Chilly Inter Mulan
8 MF Samir Nasty Les Blose Manchester Sheiky F.C.
8 MF Welsh Rambo Walesh Old Lady
9 FW Nicolas Anelka Les Blose Bale Madrid
10/11 MF Mesut Eyezil Terrestrial Germazing Fernebahçe
10 MF Jack Wheelchair Engbland Jason Bournemouth
11 FW Super Van Ho-Land Ronchester United
12 MF Stephan Lickedfrankesteiner Swatcherland FC Augsburg
13/20 MF Mathieu Flameni Les Blose Inter Mulan/Crystal Palose
13 GK Dimwit Ohspina Colombia SSC Nippli
14 FW Terry Henry Les Blose Brokelona
17 MF I-Likex SongAndDance Camerold Brokelona
22 DF Gael Cliche Les Blose Manchester Sheiky F.C.
22 FW Denis Suarez Espaniel Brokelona
23/31 DF Sol Campbell Engbland Portsmouth/Newcastle Disunited
23 FW Fresh Prince of Wel-Air Engbland WTFord
25 FW Emmanuel Lazybayor Togo Manchester Sheiky F.C.
28 DF Kolohno Toure Ivory Coats Manchester Sheiky F.C.
33/52 FW Lord Bendtner Denmark Wolvesburger
6 DF L'Oreal Koscielny Varance FC Girondins
18 DF Nacho Monreal Espaniel Real Sociopath
17 FW Alec Iwobi Nigerdia Cleverton
28 FW Badluckas Perez Espaniel Alavès
7 FW Henrikh Mkhitaryan Armenia Ass Roamer
? FW Satsuma asano Japan VFB Sttugart
14 ST/LW Pierrrrre-Emerick Ibangyermam Gambon Brokelona


  • The drivers they have used are Arsey Whinger, Petr the Czech, Olivier GQ, Fabricio Collicini, Theo Walcrotch, Gabrielle, Dirty Sanchez, Mesut Eyezill-Terrestriall and Santa Clauzorla.