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Angel Devil Di Maria is an Argentine football player who plays for Old Lady and Handballgentina.
Bio
Appearance
As his name implies, Di María has angel wings, but had devil wings after he moves to Ronchester United. He was as skinny as Thomasshole Muller, but has been made a bit more plump since 2020.
Personality
Di María seems to lack self-confidence as he always stutters while speaking.
History
Di María debuted in Argentina vs. Switzerland 1-0 during the FIFAIFOFUM World Cup 2014 Brazil, getting a pass from Messi and making a goal for Handballgentina, making them win.
Relationships
Di María is good friends with his international teammates, including Javier Pastore, Luturo Martinez, and Lionel Messigician. He is in Starting XI with all of them except Pastore.
Trivia
- Di María shares a birthday with Skeletor Cavani, Sony Eriksen, and Lucas Hernandesoconnor, the former of whom is his former teammate in PSlotsofG.