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Alvara Moratahahaha is a player of Max Spayne and Ronventus on loan from Atletijoao Madrid. He formerly played at Ronal Madrid and Old lady.




He is possibly envious and vengeful, because he was angry for not playing in the first 11 for Ronal Madrid and he mocked Batshuayi after he scored an own goal.


He is known for failing in critical moments, such as when he failed to score a penalty against Arsene FC in the Care in the Community Shield and when he also failed to score in the last minute against Arsene FC for the Premier League 2017/18.


His name comes from a song that Arsey Whinger sung after Arsene FC drew with Chelsea FC and he missed the last chance of the game.

Going home


in 2008 Alvaro Moratahahaha became in a new Real Madrith youth player and in 2010 became a Real Madrith Castilla (B) player, in 2013 he became a Real Madrith (first club) player

Old lady

In 2014 summer, he was sold to the Old Lady, he destroy his former club Real Madrith in Champions League semifinal and scoring in the final against Bancelona but lost the match.

Back home

In summer 2016 Real Madrith buy again him for one season and benched him.

Chelsea FC


In 2017 he was sold to Chelsea FC, but he never showed something really special like 2015 in Old lady. Become the next Torres, changed his kit number from 9 to 29.

Atletico Madrid


In January, it was decided by Chelsea and he will be loaned to AtleDiego Madrid.


Against his old team, Juventus, he scored a goal but disallowed by VAR [1]


In March UCL, he scored the last goal vs Liverpool, sealing the defending champion's title defend, much to dismay of Liverpool supporter.

Back Home 2

On second half he get loaned to his old team Juventus where he make a hattrick offside against Barcelona [2]




  1. Atletico Madrid vs Juventus: The Silent Movie😂 (2-0 Parody Goals Highlights Champions League 2019) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9fzRgHcMWk
  2. Morata OFFSIDE x3! (Juventus vs Barcelona 0-2 Champions League highlights goals Dembele Messi) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIy1YmZN_nE