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PARIS! TURIN!

Episode 1 Edit

Episode 1
Psg
PSG 4-0 Barcelona
Season 2016-17, Episode 1
Vital statistics
Air date 15.02.2017
Written by Unknown
Directed by Unknown
Episode guide
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Unknown vs Juventus
PSG 4:0 Barca
ANGEL DDDDI MMMMARIA 18'55'
BOBBY DRAXLER 40'
SKELETOR CAVANI 71'

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??? : It's okay - you're in safe place.

??? : Please, tell me what happended.

Chewy Suarez : WE WERE PLAYING IN PARIS

??? : GO ON

Lionel Messigician : 1ST LEG AWAY WE THOUGHT WE'D WIN

Notaxmar : AND HOW!

Angel Devil Di Maria : Until I took an ace shot - P-POW!

Chewy Suarez : Ter Stegen was LAME!

??? : That's it, let it out...

Chewy Suarez : and Messi was Dreadful!

Lionel Messigician : What?

Notaxmar : Agreed!

??? : i Saw HIGHLIGHTS that's fair!

Chewy Suarez : And I thought - HOW! could he lose the ball to a girl?! He's supposed to be the best in world.

Chewy Suarez : 2-0 down? We were going down togheter.

Luis Enrique : BOYS! YOU CAN DO anything! Now get your SH*T TOGHETER!

Chewy Suarez : He's right!

MSN : 2-0 down? Let's TURN THiS ROUND TOGHETEr.

Lionel Messigician : LeT's Go and Give it EVERYTHING!

Notaxmar : LeT's ShoW Thew We Are BETTER!

MSN : We'll Show tHem We Are BeTter!

??? : And did you ShoW Them you were BETTER?

Chewy Suarez : WE WERE SLAUGHTERED IN PARIS

??? : Oh Dear...

Chewy Suarez : We were BETTER at being bad.

??? : I see.

Angel Devil Di Maria : P-POW!

Chewy Suarez : StaNDing there Like a CLOWN!

Notaxmar : With a CIGARETTE!

Lionel Messigician : TaKING PIcks while CAVANI'S BroKe the net!

Chewy Suarez : out of EUROPE! Urgh.

Lionel Messigician : With breathed in the AIR of that... SMELLY FRENCH TOWN

Chewy Suarez : On our OWN... EatING GLASS for the THRILL of it.

Lionel Messigician : GETTING DRUNK on the PAST.

Notaxmar : Witem We were WINNING IT!

Episode 2 Edit

Episode 2
Juventus
Juventus 3-0 Barcelona
Season 2016-17, Episode 2
Vital statistics
Air date Today
Written by Unknown
Directed by Unknown
Episode guide
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vs PSG Unknown

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Juventus win against Barcelona Urgh. I See them Paulo Dybala goals, and Suarez fiend the header, from 1 goal disabled vs PSG.

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