All posts by WhiteyBeautiful

These are the characters of 442oons that I think that amade me laugh everytime that I saw them.

10. Thomasshole Muller

Of course, I couldn't make this list with The Comedian! Muller is certainly one of the funniest characters and he makes a lot of jokes, but I don't think all of his jokes funny, that's why he is number 10.

9. Angel d-d-D Maria

Angel is very funny trying to speak. Also, his house being robbed maks me laugh a lot.

8. Vinjury Kompany

He was very funny in the videos with Coutinho and we can't forget his reaction to the game with Bancelona.

7. Simon Mingingsave

The Leavethepool goalkeeper was very funny, specially because of his  derpy eyes.

6. The Ho-Landers

I know they are a group, but they are very funny as Super-Heroes. I would say that Stef the Fridgeman and Klassman becoming jealous of the other character suited as Batman.

5. Carloth Teveth

Why he is funny? Because he is a caveman who likes to use a pacificier! And he is not the smartest character at all...

4. Old Lady

The fact that she is an old lady who has an incredible ability already explains everything.

3. Wayne The Ogre

Wayne is definetelly stupid (and himself proved this in his Q & A!) and that's why he is very funny.

2. Jose Mourinho

Isn't him the one who always says "Good one"? So he is the second on my list!

1. Dim Tim

Well I have to admit that everything that Dim Tim spoke was very very very funny! That's why he is the number one of this list.

What about you? What are the funniest 442oons characters in your opinion?

Those are some ideas (not sure if some were already been made, but I will still post my ideas)

Leicester City

4 Danny Needsto Drink-water (Danny Drinkwater)

5 Was Moron (Wes Morgan)

10 Iamthy King (Andy King)

11 Mark Allrighton or Marc Allbrightened (Marc Albrighton)

12 Ben Hammer (Ben Hamer)

15 Jeff Syrup (Jeff Schlupp)

17 Danny Simpson (he looks like one of the Simpsons characters)

18 Loan More or Lion Moose (Liam Moore)

24 Nathan Dier (Nathan Dyer)

27 Martin Weaselwhisky (Marcin Wasilewski)

30 Ben Chillwell (Ben Chilwell)

32 Mark Schwarzernegger (he looks like Arnold Schwarzenegger) (Mark Schwarzer)

Daniel Amateur

Spurs

2 Killer Walker or Killer Whale (the last one would make him look like a killer whale) (Kyle Walker)

3 Dani Rose (he is a rose) (Danny Rose)

5 Jan Bethoven (Jan Vertonghen)

6 Unablil Bentalen (Nabil Bentaleb)

7 Son of Hang-win (Son Heung-min)

11 Erik Isalamela (Erik Lamela)

13 Michel Worm (Michel Vorm)

16 Kieram Tripplet (Kieran Trippier)

19 Mouse Dembele (he is a mouse) (Mousa Dembélé)

25 Gosh! Ohnoman (Josh Onomah)

27 Kevin Winner (Kevin Wimmer)

29 Garry Winks (he winks a lot) 

22 Ben Dives (Ben Davies)

Arsenal

3 Kieran Giggles (Kieran Giggs)

7 Thomas Rocking (Thomas Rosicky)

8 Mike The Athleta (Mikel Arteta)

20 Matheus Flaming or Mathieu Flamingo (Mathieu Flamini)

21 Column Chambers (Calum Chambers)

27 Sergio Gnawty (Serge Gnabry)

28 Joel Campingbell or Joel Capbell (Joel Campbell)

34 Francis Cockatiel (Francis Coquelin)

35 Myharmed Enemy (Mohamed Elneny)

Manchester City

11 Aleksandal Kolorado (Aleksandar Kolarov)

13 Willy The Cabal (Willy Caballero)

26 Martin Demiselis (Martín Demichelis)

29 Richard Wasright or Richard Wrong (Richard Wright)

72 Queleche Ihearanacho (Kelechi Iheanacho)

Look AbratIam (Luke Brattan)

Manchester United

16 Michael Carryit or Michael Carrich (Michael Carrick)

What about we put the links to the videos and put the transcript of the videos. This will be good for the videos without a caption. What do you think? Also, the name if the article should be the name of the video. So, is it a good idea?

I fixed some of the names of the characters based on this video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSGDt4z3VRY

This is for posting what you think that will happen or would like that happened in 442oons until the end of year, bases on 442oons ideas and the stuff happening on the teams currently. I will post my ideas.

There will be a new brazilian character on Bayern Munchousen: Since Dante left the club, maybe 442oons will make a new brazilian character to be on Thomas Muller jokes. Or maybe when Muller's team plays against Wolfsburg (Dante's team) there will be some jokes about them, depending of who win.

Phil Cuteinho will be the new "main player" on Leavethepool: Since Gerrard, Suarez, Not So Super Mario and some other left, he will have a chance.

Some minor characters will have major roles: I know this depends of the results in the games, but there are some characters that still need a major role in the 442oons.

And you? What do you think?